By Anonymous - 02/01/2011 21:15 - United States

Spicy
Today, my husband was kind enough to hold my hair back while I was going down on him, but didn't have the thought to comfort me this morning while I suffered the effects of morning sickness. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 453
You deserved it 5 572

Same thing different taste

Top comments

hope u didn't brush ur teeth so he has a vomit smelling penis

Comments

I don't understand why OP's husband is an asshole for not "comforting(whatever that entails, I don't know)" her when she throws up. I HATE seeing/hearing people throw up, I'm very sensitive to that, and it makes me want to hurl. So, he could be a sympathetic spewer. Or he feels like OP doesn't want him to be around when she's throwing up, I know I don't like having an audience, no matter how comforting they may be, when I'm puking. That's another theory. If OP wants her husband to be there for her, she should TALK to him about not, not as some people suggest, quit pleasuring him, withholding sex/sexual favors is incredibly passive-aggressive and VERY immature, they are both adults and they should handle it as adults. OP, just talk to your husband and tell him how you feel and maybe you can both come to a solution.

bbygiirl 0

well... what did you expect from a guy?

fthku 13

Exactly! And what can we expect from girls other than being whiny, nagging, completely reason-devoid bitches right? Way of the world, my friend.

bbygiirl 0

Exactly! Us bitches know how to get what we want. aha!

fthku 13

Like getting your hair held while you're blowing a guy.

jorrrdddinnn 1

maybe you weren't in the kitchen?

Focker218_fml 0

No shit, no guy wants to see his girl puking stupid.

Sam_13161821 0

You just fed your baby semen.

trippons 9

My ex told me that I wasnt sick quit trying to pretend I was throwing up. It was all in my head I was making everything up I was using my pregnancy as an excuse for everything etc...

monnanon 13

You actually want someone near you when you are being sick. I couldn't stand that. I don't like people being near me even when i just have a cold. Im guessing its more of a "He'll help me when it means HE's getting something" fml than an actual pissed off moment at the non hair holding. Just talk to him, if it is your first baby together he may have no idea what is ok to do and what isn't. Lets face it all guys hear is horror stories about how mad women get, the poor guy is probably on eggshells trying not to tip yr mood. However if he is just being inconsiderate then give him a severe talking too.

Protip: Stop sucking cocks and you won't be sick. True story.