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By Anonymous - 02/01/2011 21:15 - United States

Today, my husband was kind enough to hold my hair back while I was going down on him, but didn't have the thought to comfort me this morning while I suffered the effects of morning sickness. FML

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By akiza - 17/11/2012 02:00 - Japan

Today, I had awful morning sickness, and I asked my husband if he'd get me a drink while I went to the bathroom. On the way back, I witnessed him spitting in the glass. FML

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You sure you wanna do this?

By Anonymous - 08/10/2022 09:30

Today, my husband finally was ready to have sex, even though he feels it's a bit weird because I'm pregnant. Due to morning sickness, I threw up all over him. FML

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By kady - 04/01/2010 20:16 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was holding my hair back while I threw up. The smell then reached him and caused him to throw up in my hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2013 04:44 - United States - Vancouver

Today, my boss held my hair while I threw up. It's day two on the job. FML

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Hilarious

By Anonymous - 01/02/2012 20:21 - United States

Today, my morning sickness has been so bad that my husband's farts send me running to the bathroom. He thinks it's hilarious, and has been following me around all day trying to crack one off in my face. FML

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You BASTARD!

By moosemay - 02/04/2013 15:04 - Germany

Today, suffering from severe morning sickness followed by cravings for salty food, I had stacked our fridge with yummy snacks. When finally emerging from our bathroom after retching this morning, I found out my husband had eaten all my snacks the night before. FML

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Get on with it

By Anonymous - 04/07/2023 03:00 - Belgium - Eupen

Today, I'm pregnant and feeling awful due to all-day-long morning sickness. My doctor suggested that I cancel all my social plans to be able to keep working. My doctor is also my husband, and the father of this child. FML

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By InfamousLastWord - 27/03/2013 19:34 - United States

Today, I was violently throwing up due to severe morning sickness. My boyfriend looked at me, then turned and walked away. In the end, my daughter gave me some paper towel and her juice. My 18-month-old is more supportive of my pregnancy than her 30-year-old father. FML

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Red flag

By Ceej - 30/07/2011 21:06 - United States

Today, I was having horrible morning sickness. I was violently throwing up, could hardly breathe, and was gasping for air between each round of puking. My husband, in the other room playing video games, snapped and shouted, "Why can't you just be quiet?!" FML

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No soup for you

By jnisla - 11/10/2013 22:44 - United States - Conway

Today, I had horrible morning sickness, but being starving, I had some canned soup. My husband soon came into the room and commented on how the leeks in the soup looked like chunks of vomit. The visual caused me to vomit all over the table. FML

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attatood 8

Monday 3 January 2011 0:53

That is pretty selfish of him...

2muchshyt 0

Monday 3 January 2011 0:54

hope u didn't brush ur teeth so he has a vomit smelling penis

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Reallycoolguy35 0

Monday 3 January 2011 4:57

I would help hold your hair.

sweetheartslim 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 7:01

creeper?

snowking_fml 0

Monday 3 January 2011 4:58

get the **** over it

Lovepeace18 0

Monday 3 January 2011 5:39

um. u have morning sickness its either a hangover or u might be pregooooo!! :)

thrAsHeRr9081 16

Monday 3 January 2011 6:43

You are so dumb, fo' real.

Lovepeace18 0

Monday 3 January 2011 5:39

um. u have morning sickness its either a hangover or u might be pregooooo!! :)

lostfaithinpppl 19

Monday 3 January 2011 5:41

^^^ This

cowboyy_fml 0

Monday 3 January 2011 5:46

divorce him and don't come complaining

RyNo24 4

Monday 3 January 2011 5:46

ydi... should be blowing him, not blowing chunks... so selfish...

hashoahxxx 0

Monday 3 January 2011 6:11

priorities dude

britmohn 5

Monday 3 January 2011 6:13

dbagggg:/

NullPointer 20

Monday 3 January 2011 6:23

This is one of the lamest fmls I've ever seen. Fag is between i and [

NullPointer 20

Monday 3 January 2011 6:32

Why can't I call OP a glorious winged ******?

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