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By Anonymous - 02/01/2011 21:15 - United States

Today, my husband was kind enough to hold my hair back while I was going down on him, but didn't have the thought to comfort me this morning while I suffered the effects of morning sickness. FML

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By akiza - 17/11/2012 02:00 - Japan

Today, I had awful morning sickness, and I asked my husband if he'd get me a drink while I went to the bathroom. On the way back, I witnessed him spitting in the glass. FML

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You sure you wanna do this?

By Anonymous - 08/10/2022 09:30

Today, my husband finally was ready to have sex, even though he feels it's a bit weird because I'm pregnant. Due to morning sickness, I threw up all over him. FML

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By kady - 04/01/2010 20:16 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was holding my hair back while I threw up. The smell then reached him and caused him to throw up in my hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2013 04:44 - United States - Vancouver

Today, my boss held my hair while I threw up. It's day two on the job. FML

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Hilarious

By Anonymous - 01/02/2012 20:21 - United States

Today, my morning sickness has been so bad that my husband's farts send me running to the bathroom. He thinks it's hilarious, and has been following me around all day trying to crack one off in my face. FML

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You BASTARD!

By moosemay - 02/04/2013 15:04 - Germany

Today, suffering from severe morning sickness followed by cravings for salty food, I had stacked our fridge with yummy snacks. When finally emerging from our bathroom after retching this morning, I found out my husband had eaten all my snacks the night before. FML

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Get on with it

By Anonymous - 04/07/2023 03:00 - Belgium - Eupen

Today, I'm pregnant and feeling awful due to all-day-long morning sickness. My doctor suggested that I cancel all my social plans to be able to keep working. My doctor is also my husband, and the father of this child. FML

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By InfamousLastWord - 27/03/2013 19:34 - United States

Today, I was violently throwing up due to severe morning sickness. My boyfriend looked at me, then turned and walked away. In the end, my daughter gave me some paper towel and her juice. My 18-month-old is more supportive of my pregnancy than her 30-year-old father. FML

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Red flag

By Ceej - 30/07/2011 21:06 - United States

Today, I was having horrible morning sickness. I was violently throwing up, could hardly breathe, and was gasping for air between each round of puking. My husband, in the other room playing video games, snapped and shouted, "Why can't you just be quiet?!" FML

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No soup for you

By jnisla - 11/10/2013 22:44 - United States - Conway

Today, I had horrible morning sickness, but being starving, I had some canned soup. My husband soon came into the room and commented on how the leeks in the soup looked like chunks of vomit. The visual caused me to vomit all over the table. FML

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attatood 8

Monday 3 January 2011 0:53

That is pretty selfish of him...

2muchshyt 0

Monday 3 January 2011 0:54

hope u didn't brush ur teeth so he has a vomit smelling penis

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denisebalderas 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 8:11

ydi for being an ass

lolzkitty 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 13:21

the dumb,selfish idiot who could XD

jadejazmyn 5

Monday 13 June 2011 6:28

I'm sorry you mistook his not wanting you to have to stop your flow because of your hair getting in your mouth. Oh and him wanting to see your head go up and down on it so he could be more turned on. Don't be so naiive!

Imachillifilliz 2

Monday 1 August 2011 0:16

Mmmmmhm I know how that is. Sorry OP...

Mourningstar 4

Wednesday 21 September 2011 1:47

Well, if you had only givin him more head, you wouldn't have to worry about that whole "morning sickness" thing.........just saying

kickkinit 2

Tuesday 22 May 2012 19:48

It says, today he held my hair back while giving head. But this morning, didnt comfort me while vomiting. Today, and this morning, are the same day.

xNephilim 18

Sunday 21 October 2012 6:48

My fiancé would probably do the same. He has a pretty weak stomach and starts feeling sick too if I'm throwing up. Plus, watching while receiving oral is awesome. Just saying.