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By pistonchamp159 - 28/08/2009 07:51 - United States

Today, my husband woke me up at 3 AM by putting whipped cream on my hand and tickling my nose with a feather. FML

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By Allie cat - 02/12/2016 13:43

Today, while in deep sleep, I was suddenly awoken by a tickle on my face and nearly threw my cat off the bed. Apparently, 4 a.m. Is the perfect time to touch noses with your human. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2019 01:00

Today, my husband rolled over in his sleep, cuddled up to me, and lovingly whispered “I love you Pizza Hut...” FML

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By Eet- - 13/10/2011 19:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I awoke to rose petals leading me to the front garden. Curious, I followed them, thinking my boyfriend planned something romantic. As I walked out the door, I was hit in the face with a paper plate full of whipped cream and sprinkles, and then locked outside. FML

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By torny>horny - 10/04/2011 04:42 - United States

Today, my husband tried to be romantic by throwing me in a bed laid with roses. Too bad he forgot to remove the thorns first. FML

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Fredzter 0

Friday 28 August 2009 16:19

HAHAHA!! He is my hero! If you don't want him, I'll take him!! :D

iDemonChild 0

Friday 28 August 2009 16:21

Lol. Whipped cream and tickling your nose... Classic. =D

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ben26_fml 0

Friday 28 August 2009 20:55

thats awesome he is my idol

xkitten 0

Friday 28 August 2009 20:58

lame.

burnhamt23 0

Friday 28 August 2009 21:19

classic

iGreen_Day 0

Friday 28 August 2009 21:40

WIN!!! And at 3AM LOL!

fml_fml_fml9 0

Friday 28 August 2009 21:51

YDI, for overracting and think your life is ******, when it clearly is not.

LordKoin772 0

Friday 28 August 2009 21:51

Who the hell moderated this???

itscarrie 0

Friday 28 August 2009 21:55

the 3am parts not too great i have to admit. but hey, your life COULD be worse.

DameGreyWulf 0

Friday 28 August 2009 22:04

What...? It's just whip cream... And people pull this prank all the time. Next thing you'll know there'll be an FML about someone's wife putting a rubber band on the sink hose nozzle. :I

HumanTorch007 0

Friday 28 August 2009 22:09

So that happens to EVERYBODY what's so special about it this time?

bigcrazymike 6

Friday 28 August 2009 22:17

You're supposed to use shaving cream, so it was actually kinda sweet that he used whip cream... literally.

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