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By pistonchamp159 - 28/08/2009 07:51 - United States

Today, my husband woke me up at 3 AM by putting whipped cream on my hand and tickling my nose with a feather. FML

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By Allie cat - 02/12/2016 13:43

Today, while in deep sleep, I was suddenly awoken by a tickle on my face and nearly threw my cat off the bed. Apparently, 4 a.m. Is the perfect time to touch noses with your human. FML

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Today, my husband rolled over in his sleep, cuddled up to me, and lovingly whispered “I love you Pizza Hut...” FML

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By Eet- - 13/10/2011 19:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I awoke to rose petals leading me to the front garden. Curious, I followed them, thinking my boyfriend planned something romantic. As I walked out the door, I was hit in the face with a paper plate full of whipped cream and sprinkles, and then locked outside. FML

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By torny>horny - 10/04/2011 04:42 - United States

Today, my husband tried to be romantic by throwing me in a bed laid with roses. Too bad he forgot to remove the thorns first. FML

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Fredzter 0

Friday 28 August 2009 16:19

HAHAHA!! He is my hero! If you don't want him, I'll take him!! :D

iDemonChild 0

Friday 28 August 2009 16:21

Lol. Whipped cream and tickling your nose... Classic. =D

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EricJ 3

Friday 28 August 2009 17:28

Stupid practical joke.

feminist19 0

Friday 28 August 2009 17:30

typical male asshole

blackredwhite 0

Friday 28 August 2009 17:33

haih, stop being a whiner.. give it back to him..

leafsfan13 0

Friday 28 August 2009 17:34

wow, fml with an old joke. a lot of people went through it.

TulipLuver 0

Friday 28 August 2009 17:36

Awww! That's cute! You should be happy that your husband has a sense of humor and will still do silly things with you.

wazdog 4

Friday 28 August 2009 17:38

OMG! You had whipped cream on your face?!! How will you move on?!

doubleAbattery 0

Friday 28 August 2009 17:45

Ah, the classics. :) Oh, the memories. At least it was whipped cream and you could eat it. I always used shaving cream.

Theo24460 0

Friday 28 August 2009 17:55

Hahaha, just like the Jack Link's commercial with Bigfoot.

Vinny_V 0

Friday 28 August 2009 17:59

awesome!!!!!!

dspadres 0

Friday 28 August 2009 18:06

Awesome. At least he used something edible.

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