Intimacy: Today, my incredibly self conscious girlfriend decided to get...

By captainocd - 19/08/2010 19:16 - United States

Today, my incredibly self conscious girlfriend decided to get over her fears and let me see her in her underwear. She did a short strip tease, crawled on top of me and asked what I thought. I couldn't think of anything to say besides, "Your bra and panties don't match." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2011 05:02 - United States

Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body, finally decided to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I stripped and turned around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML

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By whatswrongwithit?:( - 30/09/2012 19:37 - United States - Chicago

Today, as my girlfriend and I were making out, I slowly took my clothes off and revealed my body to her for the first time. She looked, smiled, and said reassuringly, "Aww, don't worry. I know how it's supposed to look." FML

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By Eddie - 07/08/2011 19:43 - Israel

Today, I took my clothes off in front of my girlfriend for the first time. She made a weird face for a moment, then burst into laughter. She couldn't stop laughing, no matter how hard she tried. FML

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OCD

By Anonymous - 04/11/2009 13:53 - Australia

Today, I decided to dress up sexy for my boyfriend. I put on cute undies and a corset because they made the most of my assets. The first thing my boyfriend said was, "The colours don't match." FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 17:04 - United States

Today, I went to my girlfriend's and she was wearing some sexy lingerie. After making out passionately for 10 minutes, I started to undress myself, only to have her stop me, confessed that she still wasn't sexually attracted to me. FML

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By Embarassed - 23/11/2012 06:14 - United States - Kent

Today, my girlfriend dared me to put on her bra and panties and give her a lap dance. Feeling spontaneous, I decided to do it. Just as I was getting really into it, she told me I was on webcam for all her friends. Apparently it was a contest of who had their boyfriend the most whipped. She won. FML

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Why would you do that?

By HughGorgy - 20/03/2009 05:37 - Canada

Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML

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By DuChaillu - 27/01/2010 07:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to perform a strip tease for me. As he was stripping out of his clothes, he took his shirt and then pants off first. He was wearing zebra striped knee high socks and underwear. I burst out laughing. He left. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2016 16:59 - United States - Meriden

Today, my girlfriend wanted to try having sex despite her serious body image issues. Unfortunately, I couldn't get it up due to how utterly terrified she looked. Now no matter what I say, she thinks it's all because her body is hideous. FML

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By fruitoftheloom - 09/03/2015 05:13 - United States - Scottsdale

Today, my girlfriend took off my pants for the first time. She was more impressed by the pattern on my boxers than by my cock. FML

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kbaker90 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 23:43

Two things: 1. Poor girl. No wonder she's self-conscious. 2. OP, your man card, please. *holds out hand*

lazerdude07 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 23:41

what a jerk, if you gave her some compliments she might have higher confidence

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Spastastic 6

Friday 20 August 2010 4:39

I'm wondering if OP actually has OCD, or if he's just one of those people that says "oh, I'm so OCD!" when they have some small, but normal, neuroses...

nerdsgetmehot 22

Friday 20 August 2010 8:56

Yeah, I was wondering that too. There's a huge difference between being picky and being obsessive compulsive. Unluckily for me, I'm one of the legitimately OCD people...

Spastastic 6

Friday 20 August 2010 9:00

I have it too, although I have Tourettic OCD, which is a little bit different. I have a much worse time with obsessions than compulsions -- I get invasive thoughts.

nerdsgetmehot 22

Friday 20 August 2010 9:32

#199 Oh my gosh. Is that where you have phrases or words that repeat in your head over and over again and it's really hard to make it stop? If so, I have that too... :/

Spastastic 6

Friday 20 August 2010 20:44

Yep, that's it. I obsess about everything. It's like I'm a worrywart, but multiplied by a hundred.

winslow310560 0

Friday 20 August 2010 4:41

it's always nice to find a new level of stupidity in the world. ydi if she leaves you for only being able to think about her mismatched underware.

awesomeness1004 3

Friday 20 August 2010 4:46

why the hell would you critic her if she's already self concious?

NFL333 0

Friday 20 August 2010 4:51

tell her what she wants and tell her she looks really sexy

leprechaun94 0

Friday 20 August 2010 4:53

ur a douche

SaintE_fml 0

Friday 20 August 2010 4:56

that's recockulous, you should do that designer show or something if your there to critique the matching of clothes make her feel good she did this for u damn