By captainocd - 19/08/2010 19:16 - United States

Spicy
Today, my incredibly self conscious girlfriend decided to get over her fears and let me see her in her underwear. She did a short strip tease, crawled on top of me and asked what I thought. I couldn't think of anything to say besides, "Your bra and panties don't match." FML
I agree, your life sucks 11 650
You deserved it 85 115

Same thing different taste

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Two things: 1. Poor girl. No wonder she's self-conscious. 2. OP, your man card, please. *holds out hand*

lazerdude07 0

what a jerk, if you gave her some compliments she might have higher confidence

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wow people in general are ignorant pricks, step one, read his name, captainOCD, step two, get the foot out your mouth and do some research, step three, kill yourself, don't worry OP I have it too and I sympathize, certain things like the mismatched undergarments can prove to be more of a distraction to such people than the half naked woman herself, it can't be helped, undereducated assholes FTL

FamiliarEyes 0
TheZarola 10

That was rude (especially since you knew she was self conscious), and so what if they don't match? Bras are often reused, whereas panties are usually changed every day. It's not likely they will always match.

I can only come to one possible conclusion by the OP's reaction.. he's GAY.

well, now it will probably be a while until you see your INCREDIBLY SELF CONSCIOUS girlfriend in her undergarments (try double the amount of time it took for her in the first place) by the way- we only actually need like 2 or 3 bras (depending on one's laundry cycle) and panties change every day, so, they're not always going to match. I suggest you talk to her about all the things that attracted you to her- raise her self confidence back a smidge

Sw33t_Candiee 0

oh god I know how she feels :/ and YDI for making her feel like never doing that again >=(

youre_all_idiots 0

Dumbass. you really couldn't have told she was beautiful?? cos i feel everyone is and im sure she is beautiful and all you have to say to your beautiful self-conscious girlfriend is "your panties dont match"?!?

ouch! now u know y she was so concious about.