By captainocd - 19/08/2010 19:16 - United States

Spicy
Today, my incredibly self conscious girlfriend decided to get over her fears and let me see her in her underwear. She did a short strip tease, crawled on top of me and asked what I thought. I couldn't think of anything to say besides, "Your bra and panties don't match." FML
I agree, your life sucks 11 650
You deserved it 85 115

Same thing different taste

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Two things: 1. Poor girl. No wonder she's self-conscious. 2. OP, your man card, please. *holds out hand*

lazerdude07 0

what a jerk, if you gave her some compliments she might have higher confidence

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If that's ALL you could think of, then I gotta tell ya' - gay guys shouldn't have girlfriends. Also, your soul is dark. Like sooty black. She's self-conscious and you don't go out of your way to affirm her? Blame it on OCD if you want, but you're just a selfish dick. She deserves someone who actually loves her.

If he genuinely DOES have OCD, and isn't just joking with his name, then no, he is not a selfish dick. OCD is powerful and irrational.

So in your mind, OCD means he has NO control over what he thinks or does? That's quite the free pass!

203, you don't know much about OCD, do you? I don't even have OCD, just some mild neuroses, and it's pretty difficult to stop myself doing them, so I imagine that it's a hell of a lot harder, if not impossible, for someone with OCD to stop themselves.

And what would his neurosis be in this case, my armchair psychologist friends?

Feeling like things ABSOLUTELY HAVE to be a certain way -- in this case, matching. And about your little "armchair psychologist" remark... I actually have OCD. I'm not just bullshitting.

OCD can actually really mess you up and most of the time it's not the persons fault. Some people have to go to therapy for it and it stinks. Sometimes OCD can overcome your want for sex. It's not fun and I feel bad for him. Or maybe the girlfriend just has a really ugly body. Who knows?

you DOUCHE! seriously? you think we plan so that our bras and panties match? get used to disappointment, ass.

Silkie 0

Your girlfriend needs to grow some skin and get over herself. No need to be self-concious ^_^

rafiki19 1

anyone else notice he spelled panties wrong ?

If he's serious about the OCD then this is a legitimate FML. But if he was then I would expect the girlfriend probably is aware of it and might actually understand that its possible he'll say something that seems picky. What a pair! I doubt it though, because the OCD probably would have featured in the body of the FML text, had that been the case. I think he's should re-examine the status of his closet exit.

Okay seriously, even if you do have OCD, couldn't you have at least kept that comment to yourself, since you KNOW how self conscious your girlfriend is? That was a really really mean thing to say to her, knowing that! You could've at least complimented her on how hot she is before saying something negative!