By Cody - 19/07/2010 13:59 - United States

Today, my kids surprised me when I got home. One of them played the Rocky theme song on the stereo, and the other came up to me and said, "Daddy, let's go. We need you to drop about 15 pounds before you appear in front of all of our friends at our play." FML
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The_MMH 0

Then loose some weight. Dó it for your kids.

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CallMeHush 0

awwwww, that is so cute. No more twinkees for you for a while tubby.

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mercedeslove 0

you have some seriously rude kids. I am sorry for you. Hope they aren't doing that to other people. Rude pieces of trash

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v_garcia3 0

ummm like the sayin goes "kids n drunks always tell the truth!" it's not rude, if they're pointing out the obvious

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Morokea 0

Maybe those kids want their father to be healthier.

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cajun_nicole2012 0

sooo cute! lol I would have probably laughed after I got over the initial blunt truth... lol

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Toxxic_Blackout 0

Yes, it is EXTREMELY rude for a kid to want their parents to be more attractive an healthier! no. what's rude was how they said it.

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

I'm guessing they're parroting what they've heard OP or his wife say often; 15 lbs. is kind of a random number for kids.

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Swimmer248 0

I think it's cute that they care about their dad's health and appearance.

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perdix 29

I hope they make you a glass of raw eggs to suck down! Yo, Adriiiiiaaaaannn!

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5t3ff1k4h 44

If you want raw food, sushi's the way to go. Raw eggs? Yuck.

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perdix 29

Back when they made the movie "Rocky," most North Americans didn't know what sushi was. Of course, back in the day, eggs weren't frequently contaminated with salmonella, so drinking them was merely disgusting, but not lethal.

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zoe_zoe_fml 0

23- salmonella doesn't come from inside the egg, it's from the outside of the eggshell. so if ur careful, u won't get it.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Zoe, that's actually rather interesting. Thanks for the brain food!

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amerwin 3

haha what more motivation could you need to lose weight? not only do you have two little rascals that need a father figure around as long as possible but you also have an epic survivor theme song to do work to

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cptmorgan15 2

you have some of the funniest kids alive, especially if they're young.

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justsayfuck 5

I wonder what role they picked for you..

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JulianFTW 0

hahahahaha my brother once told my dad he looked like he was 100% body fat

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baybegurl 0

hahah! then go and loose weight... do it for yur kids. (:

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Awnonymous 4

You're a bitch and I hope he dumps you.

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Lexisaurus 6

haha I don't think kids can actually dump their father.. if they were going out that's called incest... and is illegal. lmfao WTF?

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v_garcia3 0

dun, dun dun dun, dun dun duuun!!! lmao pickin the right song took sum thoughtfulness on their behalf = )

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Rik_fml 0

What are you waiting for?Get to the gym!

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