Health: Today, my little brother learned that breaking a glow stick and...

By blinded - 05/07/2009 16:10 - United States

Today, my little brother learned that breaking a glow stick and emptying it into someone's eyes does not help them see in the dark. It's a good lesson, I just wish he hadn't used my eyes to learn it. The doctor says the burning feeling should go away in 3 or 4 days. FML

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Today, my brother asked me if I wanted to see a magic trick. I stupidly said yes and now have a black eye from where he punched me. My dad thinks it's hilarious and my mum says he didn't know any better. He's 13. FML

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By Devin - 19/05/2013 05:26 - United States

Today, I was roasting marshmallows around a campfire when mine burst into flames. I instinctively shook the stick to get it to go out. The flaming marshmallow then catapulted straight into my eye, burning my whole eyelid. FML

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rabbit_fml 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 20:04

Ouch, I got that in my mouth once. It's awful.

Signposthead 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 20:04

Shoulda tried in on himself

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pantshott 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 22:28

THAT SOOOO SUCKS

SusanaSaysRawrxD 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 22:37

I love how you wrote this(: glow sticks are so much fun. :D I broke one with my mouth, and all the stuff went into my mouth. it was gross. but my teeth glowed for two hours :D I used the rest to write my name on my pillow. lmao. hah; anyways.FYL. that's gotta hurt.

another_girl 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 16:54

I like how he wrote it as well! OP, FYL. That must have killed. But you sound like a good big bro :-)

DestineeSaysss 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 22:50

Your doctor is lying to you. Wash it out with warm or cold water and the burning goes away within a few hours.. trust me I know from experience

madasahatter 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 22:57

Why would you think that would make you see in the dark?

Lythiaren 8

Sunday 5 July 2009 23:55

I vote pepper juice in his eyes for sibling vengeance.

Arcterion 0

Monday 6 July 2009 0:06

Your little brother is very lucky I'm not you. Can you say 'child abuse'?

jd_superjive 0

Monday 6 July 2009 0:52

oh man that sucks dude.....

tikkatakka 0

Monday 6 July 2009 0:54

Got it in my eyes once, it hurts like a bitch, but at least when you close your eyes everything glows for a few minutes :)

Phreephorm 0

Monday 6 July 2009 1:10

The singer of the band moe. rubbed glowstick stuff all over his face for a show once, and when he started sweating on stage it ran into his eyes. They had to stop the show and take him to the hospital.