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By somerandomchick - 31/03/2009 05:32 - United States

Today, my little sister got mad at me because I wouldn't let her read my IM conversation. I took a nap and when I woke up, my laptop was gone. She took it on a trip to her grandparents' house, six hours away. Nude pictures of me and my paper due tomorrow are on the laptop. FML

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Jimboom 11

Tuesday 31 March 2009 12:33

Having grown up with 2 older sisters I have learnt that you never let a girl no matter what the age walk away angry and thinking that they need to get back at you. What you should have said was something like "I will show you, but only if you prove to me that your old enough by doing X", and making X an impossible task of some kind. That would have distracted her with something else and she probably would have forgotten about it some time later if she was going to your granparents anyway. Either that or you shouldn't leave your laptop just out in the open where little hands can snatch it. Hope you passworded your profile at least!

Darth_Taco 14

Tuesday 31 March 2009 12:31

See, this is why you shouldn't keep naked pictures of yourself on your electronic devices. Make sure to delete them as soon as you get your laptop back. And about the paper...I'm so sorry. Always make sure you keep a back-up or two.

Comments

ohshitlolrofl 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 2:32

yeah if u get caught u deserve it, and probably be charged with a few counts of child pornagraphy. dumbass

youhavenoidea 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 2:34

....start drivinggg

blink920 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 2:44

this is why you should have a password on your computer

ilovemycats 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 3:23

That's why you should always password protect everything.

dcapp 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 4:13

like everyone else said.. passwords help you better go get your computer before your sis shows your grandparents!

naku_fml 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 4:34

why would u take nide pics of yourself? to drool over yourself? gross.

AlexJakubsen1 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 4:59

umm, ive seen this before, fake as ****

kaykaytea_ 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 5:41

she wanted to take nude pictures of herself... how is that child pornography? you know what, what if she's proud of the way she looks now and wants to remember it? i'd understand that. not like she's touching herself to the pictures idiots. + #76. how is this at all a 'good for you' situation for the younger sister? seriously, if you didn't want to show someone a conversation, and they just up and took your laptop you'd be pissed off too. this little sister sounds like a brat!

somerandomchick 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 6:16

1. No, I don't keep the pictures to look at myself. I was going to delete them later. 2. We don't have the same mom, so different grandparents. 3. I don't understand the child pornography issue.