Kids: Today, my little sister got mad at me because I wouldn't let...

By somerandomchick - 31/03/2009 05:32 - United States

Today, my little sister got mad at me because I wouldn't let her read my IM conversation. I took a nap and when I woke up, my laptop was gone. She took it on a trip to her grandparents' house, six hours away. Nude pictures of me and my paper due tomorrow are on the laptop. FML

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Jimboom 11

Tuesday 31 March 2009 12:33

Having grown up with 2 older sisters I have learnt that you never let a girl no matter what the age walk away angry and thinking that they need to get back at you. What you should have said was something like "I will show you, but only if you prove to me that your old enough by doing X", and making X an impossible task of some kind. That would have distracted her with something else and she probably would have forgotten about it some time later if she was going to your granparents anyway. Either that or you shouldn't leave your laptop just out in the open where little hands can snatch it. Hope you passworded your profile at least!

Darth_Taco 14

Tuesday 31 March 2009 12:31

See, this is why you shouldn't keep naked pictures of yourself on your electronic devices. Make sure to delete them as soon as you get your laptop back. And about the paper...I'm so sorry. Always make sure you keep a back-up or two.

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tehhotness 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 15:47

Pics?

lifeisweird 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 15:52

Why ask for nude pics if you don't know she is even hot or decent to look at.

Misanthropist 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 16:02

Passwords save dignity! :) Also, Jim and King, can we get you a quiet table somewhere to talk? Maybe a bottle of wine? If you wanna chat take it to an IM...

will90 5

Tuesday 31 March 2009 16:17

does wayne brady needa chokeabitch?

treasa 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 16:22

That is why I have a lock on my door at home. Damn little siblings. It's her laptop, she can have whatever the **** she wants on it. You don't have the paper on a flash drive or loaded as an attachment in an e-mail? I always have a back up. But you could try to get her to e-mail it to you.

Jimboom 11

Tuesday 31 March 2009 16:32

# 43 Thanks but nah. My sister would bug me to read the IM conversation. ;-)

ms_nobody 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 16:35

Better start driving!

wtfuckery 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 16:44

Hope that your laptop is password-protected. Either way, I hope you beat her ass for making you late handing in your paper. SO glad I don't have a little sister. They're ***** from what I read on here.

Luncho 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 16:49

It's your own fault for not putting a password on not only your account but on your conversation logs.

RDMC20 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 16:53

There's only one solution here, and thats a sound beating with a phone book until she learns to respect privacy, and stay the **** away from your belongings.