Health: Today, my Mom and I found out that we're allergic to the wood... - FML

By AllergyRidden - 24/12/2011 22:05 - United States

Today, my Mom and I found out that we're allergic to the wood my Dad has been making fires with. She can't see, I can't breathe. FML

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By cnkk07 - 14/10/2011 10:36 - United States

Today, my dad used the stove to boil water. Unfortunately, he turned the wrong burner on, setting the smoke alarm off. What's worse was the smell of burning plastic that came from the coffeemaker being melted down. It's been over an hour, and my eyes still burn like hell when I walk into the kitchen. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2015 16:40 - Vietnam - Ho Chi Minh City

Today, at a candlelit dinner, I accidentally set my dad's leg on fire. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2012 19:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to be treated for chemical burns, because my mother got the bright idea of using paint thinner to clean me up after I'd painted our living room. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/02/2016 22:31 - United States - Malden

Today, my idiot neighbor decided the best way to dispose of the poison ivy in his yard was to pile it all up and burn it. I'm severely allergic. It was so bad that one of my eyes is still swollen half shut. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2021 20:00

Today, my mom got a new furnace put in because they found out the old one was leaking carbon monoxide. This is six months after I got kicked out because I was sleeping too much, so my mom thought I was using drugs. FML

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By imobesejk - 17/07/2011 00:19 - United States

Today, my mother told me I'm going to get lung cancer. Because she smokes. FML

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By epipen life - 10/03/2019 16:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend’s mom fed me a new dish containing peanuts, knowing full well I’m severely allergic. According to her, her ancestors “cured” allergies by exposing the person to the allergen. I went into anaphylactic shock. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2017 08:00 - United States - Anchorage

Today, during the worst flu we've ever had, my wife and I have to go out into thirty-below weather to get firewood because the furnace broke down. FML

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iliketofu 6

Sunday 25 December 2011 9:21

Merry Christmas.

kidwiththeface42 7

Sunday 25 December 2011 9:26

When I first read this all I saw was "dad" and "wood". Glad that didn't go in the direction I was heading. BTW Merry Christmas everyone, or "Happy Holidays" for all you politically correct bastards ha.

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ingram450 3

Monday 26 December 2011 7:16

Wait if u can't breath u should be fumyinfmg how'd u write this

ashleys562165 0

Monday 26 December 2011 16:27

If u can't ******* see... And u can't ******* breath... Than um... How did u type the fml...?

edoohan619 10

Monday 26 December 2011 21:19

yes, wood

hotsaucespider 5

Tuesday 27 December 2011 8:29

My mom burns garbage in her fireplace.

kitkatknicknack 12

Tuesday 27 December 2011 18:37

That's why god gave us the gas fireplace

thefuckinloser 6

Wednesday 28 December 2011 4:07

hey at least the old man is warm

dylwalk 3

Friday 30 December 2011 20:07

You can't get help but you can post an FML?

kristof519 3

Saturday 31 December 2011 17:44

You are not allergic to the wood, it sounds like your father was burning chemically treated wood, the kind used for building fences and decks. Tell him to buy some real firewood next time....

hjl1294 3

Saturday 7 April 2012 7:43

Weird how your mom is allergic to your dads wood..

cjzolo2 5

Tuesday 31 July 2012 2:41

So the first thing u do is post it on fml

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