By AllergyRidden - 24/12/2011 22:05 - United States

Today, my Mom and I found out that we're allergic to the wood my Dad has been making fires with. She can't see, I can't breathe. FML
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kidwiththeface42 7

When I first read this all I saw was "dad" and "wood". Glad that didn't go in the direction I was heading. BTW Merry Christmas everyone, or "Happy Holidays" for all you politically correct bastards ha.

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unicornunit 0

you two should probably go to the doctor, especially if its constricting your airway

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ceilingfans 1

The first time I read it I stopped after has.

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blackstar994 5

Switch the wood with weed. Everybody would be happy then.

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fancyclown 9

Your point? The government is against all things fun, like pushing old people down stairways. Good times.

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silentbutfunny 0

I know, its just the government can do anything (they) wantand they bust doors down and take weed :/ for some reason Legalize

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ninjuh_wingman 29

Tis the season to be jolly.

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flockz 19

so that's what they're calling it nowadays? making fires? must of been quite of a load if he was able to take out both of you with his wood.

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OMGIFOUNDWALDO 6

bah it's all about the combustion of the wood and the heat generated. The dad surely worked his wood a lot to achieve such a performance

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flockz 19

it's a joke. you have no sense of humor. and "*psst hey, silentbutfunny, if you're going to call people stupid in your profile, then you need to know how to spell simple words like 'awesome' or else you just seem like a dumbass."

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benderbot19 0

Yeah, that moron spelled most of the words in his profile wrong. Nice one, ass.

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silentbutfunny 0

Idc about spelling, this is the internet, where millions of teenagers each day come and speak in "text language" but if the word is obvious without straining; then mission accomplished. Plus i know that there are smrter and dumber people out there. If you think you'r smrter, kudos. Cookie?

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GoW_Chick 14

119 you do know not everyone on the Internet is a teenager right just because the chat room says "hot teen lesbians" doesn't mean your talking to one P.s. Learn how to spell dumbass

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GoW_Chick 14

I moderated this! I can't believe I'm this happy about that FML

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Why must you tell the world that "OMG I MODERATED TIS"?¿?¿?

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GoW_Chick 14

I thought the world needed to know O M G is that like totally ok with you

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Suprisingly, it is. I'll crawl back under my rock now.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

This is what happens when you give ******** to your daddy. He missfires and hits your poor mother in the eyes and you swallowing it into your trachea. Dear god, what an incest-ful christmas...

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docscientist 9

Don't you guys get it? He's making "fire" with his "wood." No? I tried to understand.

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