Miscellaneous: Today, my mom and I went to Winn-Dixie. I told her I was going...

By SwimSquid - 15/04/2009 18:38 - United States

Today, my mom and I went to Winn-Dixie. I told her I was going to a different isle 5 minutes later I hear my name on the intercom to go to the front of the store. As I go I see my mom crying, she comes and hugs me and tells me she thought I was lost. Im 22, I had my cell phone, and I drove there. FML

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By Ania - 15/10/2011 05:13 - United States

Today, I went shopping with my mom. I went into my department and tried on some clothes. After a few minutes, there is an announcement that a child has gone missing. Staff are searching the store. I see my mom and she hugs me in tears and yells, "I found her!" I'm almost 17. FML

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By Anna - 02/10/2012 17:37 - United States - Murfreesboro

Today, I got lost at Best Buy. Meanwhile, my mom freaked out, and they called out my name over the intercom. When I walked up to the desk and they saw I was 17, the employees burst out laughing. FML

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By chippuh - 26/04/2009 23:44 - United States

Today, my family and I drove to a mall an hour away. We split up, and I went into a store by myself. A little later, I get a call from my brother asking me where I am. They had already left to go home and didn't notice me missing from the car. They were already halfway home. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2010 07:35 - Singapore

Today, I went shopping with my parents. Halfway through, I got separated from them and tried to call them only to find out my cell phone battery was flat. A few minutes later, an announcement was made for a lost child. It was by my parents. I'm 36. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2011 02:00 - United States

Today, my mother set off the alarms at Walmart by shoplifting. She shouted at me to run, which I didn't. I had to get a ride home from the security guard, since my mother left without me because I didn't get to her car fast enough. FML

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By sierraisfucked - 02/06/2009 07:55 - United States

Today, I was in Walmart with my mom. I was looking for some CDs I wanted and saw a cute guy. Then he nodded at me and as he started to walk towards me, I hear my name being called over the intercom. Apparently, according to my mom, it was time to go. FML

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By Rastaa_Reyes - 16/05/2019 23:52

Today, I went to Wal-Mart with my mom. She kept telling me to put my keys away so I wouldn't lose them. After a few times, I got annoyed and yelled at her. When we got back to her house, I realized I'd lost my keys. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2012 21:09 - United States

Today, while at the grocery store, I saw my mother. I thought it would be funny to scare her by sneaking up and grabbing her ass. Not only was it not my mom, I left the place with a ban from ever returning to that store. FML

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By anonymous - 10/08/2011 04:31 - United States

Today, I was dragged to the food store with my mom. While we were shopping, the fire alarm went off. My mom pushed the cart at me, nearly knocking me over, and sprinted for the door. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2020 02:00 - United States

Today, I noticed that my mom had left the house without her cell phone. I called her phone to let her know she forgot it. FML

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Wednesday 15 April 2009 22:53

lmfao. awwwee. your mom must REALLY love you. ...lol ;)

emina_fml 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 22:52

oh gosh

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imlaughingatyou 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 23:46

LOL, aw, at least yer mom cares. but wow.. lmao.

Four 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 23:47

... ..AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

lmfedcba 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 23:47

Okay, so my mom used to do things like this all the time - purely to embarrass my siblings and I. Don't think she ever went so far as calling us on the intercom, but definitely pretend-cried, laughed really loud, etc, etc. She could've easily been playing a joke. Doesn't make this fake.

jayblah 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 23:48

you're 22 and you can't spell "isle"? it's aisle buddy, i'm 13 years old and i know that.

megs8907 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 23:49

haha I never heard of a winn Dixies or a food Lion either.... Now if you mom did this but was joking, now that would be funny and embarrassing for you...but if she wasn't joking and did this to you...then yes, there might be a problem...unles your mom is just that ditsy

cinnaness 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 23:50

xD That is just too cute.. and slightly disturbing o.O;;

Superman1993 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 23:50

hey dont worry about it my mom like that too

djqlue 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 23:52

Dementia?

ellebell 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 23:54

if you can recall a post from weeks ago similar to this one then you probably get on this site too much and need to get a life instead of complaining about it....im just saying