Miscellaneous: Today, my mom and I went to Winn-Dixie. I told her I was going...

By SwimSquid - 15/04/2009 18:38 - United States

Today, my mom and I went to Winn-Dixie. I told her I was going to a different isle 5 minutes later I hear my name on the intercom to go to the front of the store. As I go I see my mom crying, she comes and hugs me and tells me she thought I was lost. Im 22, I had my cell phone, and I drove there. FML

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By Ania - 15/10/2011 05:13 - United States

Today, I went shopping with my mom. I went into my department and tried on some clothes. After a few minutes, there is an announcement that a child has gone missing. Staff are searching the store. I see my mom and she hugs me in tears and yells, "I found her!" I'm almost 17. FML

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Lost

By Sam - 17/11/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, my mom was on the phone while we went grocery shopping. Apparently, her phone call was more important because she just left me stranded in the store. FML

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You deserved it 71

Lost

By Anna - 02/10/2012 17:37 - United States - Murfreesboro

Today, I got lost at Best Buy. Meanwhile, my mom freaked out, and they called out my name over the intercom. When I walked up to the desk and they saw I was 17, the employees burst out laughing. FML

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You deserved it 4 438

By chippuh - 26/04/2009 23:44 - United States

Today, my family and I drove to a mall an hour away. We split up, and I went into a store by myself. A little later, I get a call from my brother asking me where I am. They had already left to go home and didn't notice me missing from the car. They were already halfway home. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2010 07:35 - Singapore

Today, I went shopping with my parents. Halfway through, I got separated from them and tried to call them only to find out my cell phone battery was flat. A few minutes later, an announcement was made for a lost child. It was by my parents. I'm 36. FML

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You deserved it 5 215

Get a move on!

By Anonymous - 09/06/2011 02:00 - United States

Today, my mother set off the alarms at Walmart by shoplifting. She shouted at me to run, which I didn't. I had to get a ride home from the security guard, since my mother left without me because I didn't get to her car fast enough. FML

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You deserved it 5 147

By sierraisfucked - 02/06/2009 07:55 - United States

Today, I was in Walmart with my mom. I was looking for some CDs I wanted and saw a cute guy. Then he nodded at me and as he started to walk towards me, I hear my name being called over the intercom. Apparently, according to my mom, it was time to go. FML

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You deserved it 4 199

The definition of irony

By Rastaa_Reyes - 16/05/2019 23:52

Today, I went to Wal-Mart with my mom. She kept telling me to put my keys away so I wouldn't lose them. After a few times, I got annoyed and yelled at her. When we got back to her house, I realized I'd lost my keys. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2012 21:09 - United States

Today, while at the grocery store, I saw my mother. I thought it would be funny to scare her by sneaking up and grabbing her ass. Not only was it not my mom, I left the place with a ban from ever returning to that store. FML

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You deserved it 47 764

By anonymous - 10/08/2011 04:31 - United States

Today, I was dragged to the food store with my mom. While we were shopping, the fire alarm went off. My mom pushed the cart at me, nearly knocking me over, and sprinted for the door. FML

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You deserved it 2 638

122vanessa122 5

Wednesday 15 April 2009 22:53

lmfao. awwwee. your mom must REALLY love you. ...lol ;)

emina_fml 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 22:52

oh gosh

Comments

Slickus 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 0:56

Well shit, your mom is smoking something imported for mexico most likely.

invisibledamage 2

Thursday 16 April 2009 0:56

Lmao. That sounds like something my mom would do.

fractious 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 0:56

I'm 26 and go shopping with my mom because grocery shopping sucks and its nice to have someone to talk to. I live across town from my mom and dont see her all that much and shopping with her is an easy way to spend some quality time. The OP could have been doing the same thing.

AK 2

Thursday 16 April 2009 1:00

Well, at least she cares about you!

Julian_is_FML 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 1:01

wow thats hilarious nice story man!!!!!!!!!

underthestarsx3 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 1:07

i agree with #8 your 22 you should be able to spell a simple word such as aisle

jazminbliss 2

Thursday 16 April 2009 1:11

wow......lol....omg people one ******* letter missing. Could be a typing error

JillianIsLoveee 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 1:12

#46 Yes it does, Winn-Dixie is still around. I went to one like 2 weeks ago in Florida.

greatnt249 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 1:13

"you're 22 and you can't spell "isle"? it's aisle buddy, i'm 13 years old and i know that." Would you like a ******* cookie? Get over yourself; there are plenty of things you don't know that many could get in your face about, such as the fact that sentences generally begin with a capital letter; semicolons separate two independent clauses, and "I" as a word is capitalized.

Lauriebug 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 1:16

First of all, do none of you read? I've never BEEN in a winn-dixie but I am aware of them because of the book "Because of Winn-Dixie" and #46. um? they do indeed exist still. in fact, the chain ranked 22 on the Top 75 North American Food Retailers #74 is my favorite and #100. you should be able to use YOUR correctly before criticizing someone else. you were looking for "you're". you are.