Your mom is a bit mean but well .... she's your mother and you have only one for better and worse.

i cant believe sh called you a selfish bitch just for not giving her your dress; like omg wooow. yea my mom wouldnt say such

While VERY angry, extend the right arm across your chest in a 90 degree angle. Tighten you bicepts, and Swing to the right with full SPEED, aiming for the cheek. The goal is to connect as much of the back of your hand with as much force as possible.

Refer to #3 and #6.

wow what the **** is her problem?! wear the red dress anyways...jeez she needs to relax.

Um if i was self-made millionaire... then considered yourself adopted. I'm sorry swtie.

Honey, I feel for you so much. If she can "look a gift horse in the mouth" like that, I bet you have THOUSANDS of stories of her being a horrible person. I can't imagine growing up with something like that. Never buy her anything again. In fact, wear the red dress to the party, don't dry clean it, gift wrap it, and give it to her with a card that says, "this is the last present you'll ever get from me, you self-centered cow!" Of course you won't do that but isn't it fun to think about.

wow that's your mom?? wtf? she is nasty.

I would go on the cruise yourself...and of course bring the red dress. Or cancel it if you can't make it...

If i were you, Id cancel her trip.