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By Anonymous - 14/04/2009 22:52 - United States

Today, my mom asked if she could use my red dress for her two-week trip to the Caribbean. I said no, because I was going to a party and I wanted to wear it. She called me a selfish, greedy bitch who would stay single forever. I paid for her plane ticket, her hotel fees and her cruise ship fee. FML
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ohhhhshizzz 0

Yeah I agree with #3, you better cancel that trip. that will show her who's a greedy selfish bitch. And while she is wondering why the flight was cancled. say its cause you were a greedy selfish bitch. And then put on the red dress and leave. =] bwahah.

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skiesofgreen 0

and by 66 I apparently meant 71, or in case it changes again lautner4eva

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FrenchyTheFry 0

Extend the right arm across your chest in a 90 degree angle. Tighten your bicepts, and swing to the right with FULL SPEED, aiming for the cheek. The goal is to connect as much of the back of your hand with as much force as possible, and to make that beyotch CRY.

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123412341234 0

wtf #71??? seriously? would you like to pay for a trip for me to somewhere in central america, and a cruise, and then let me borrow all your clothes? if so, i'm more than willing to accept

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cantelopenipples 0

murder that bitch

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Chwis88 0

change her ticket to a one way ticket instead of a round trip so she can't come home, then you'll have the place to yourself :P

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manders_ 0

Put itching powder in her clothing, but do it after she packs. Or put a few slightly opened packs of ketchup in the middle of her bag... =)

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skiesofgreen 0

#66 obviously needs to read this fml: http://www.fmylife.com/search/result/?texte=49e541d23a285&article=1&from=top I'm sure HE wishes everyone cared a little more about grammar...

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rootbeerfanatic 6

wow, what a bitch

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caspian_fml 0

In this situation, it doesn't matter how much money the mother spent on her while she was growing up. Mothers are human. Humans are bitches. Mothers are bitchier.

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