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By Anonymous - 14/04/2009 22:52 - United States

Today, my mom asked if she could use my red dress for her two-week trip to the Caribbean. I said no, because I was going to a party and I wanted to wear it. She called me a selfish, greedy bitch who would stay single forever. I paid for her plane ticket, her hotel fees and her cruise ship fee. FML
I agree, your life sucks 206 933
You deserved it 14 813

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ohhhhshizzz 0

Yeah I agree with #3, you better cancel that trip. that will show her who's a greedy selfish bitch. And while she is wondering why the flight was cancled. say its cause you were a greedy selfish bitch. And then put on the red dress and leave. =] bwahah.

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or, you say okay and go to the store, buy a similar dress, but about three sizes too small. say, "okay ma, enjoy your trip!" and when she can barely get it over her head it will hit her. "i vacation too much and take advantage of my kids (who could probably use a vacation as well) and now i'm gaining weight. fml." okay maybe not but..

LittleMissMack 0

@ 82: Seriously? Her whole trip has been paid for by her daughter, and you think her daughter should also let her borrow a dress?! No. The mother can buy a dress for $20 at TJ Maxx and not be such a greedy, selfish bitch. @ 121: The mother chose to have the daughter- thus choosing to pay for her to grow up. The daughter did not choose to have a **** for a mother- thus should not feel bad about how much she may/may not have cost growing up. @ OP: If she was my mother I would have just laughed in her face and told her to listen to how ridiculous she sounds. Give her a kiss at the door; tell her to have a good trip; and change the locks once she's gone. Ohhh and your mom is a massive ****.

wow. this is a tough one. well i think u shld gently remind that youre the one who is paying for the whole trip in the first place.

beccalee95 0

haha some of these comments are funny that really bitchy considering you set up everything for her sorry : )

Give her your dress, bitch. (just kidding)

jambalaya 0

your mom's rude. sounds like someone you don't need in your life.

You should beat her up :) what a bitch !

oops - sorry to #71... these #'s keep changing... but i was referring to Victoria2103's comment... and i totally second #160, aka LittleMissMack incase the numbers change again...

The total of your trip expenses probably don't outweigh all the money she's spent on you. It's a dress, if you have so much money to waste, go buy another.

All the money her mom spend on her? You mean like when she was growing up and stuff, which is a mother's ******* JOB. The mother chose to have OP, when you become a parent, you're obligated to financially support your kids, if she didn't want to spend money to do this, she shouldn't have had a kid. The OP didn't choose to be born or have a bitch for a mother, but her mom did choose to have a kid. Also, the OP gave her mom a nice, expensive gift, and in turn her mom decided to be a greedy bitch. Given that the mom isn't spending anything here, how about she goes and buys her own dress with all the money she is saving from not having to pay for this trip?

effthis 0

give her the dress. **** the trip.. cancel that shit. then she'll wear it for no reason