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By Anonymous - 14/04/2009 22:52 - United States

Today, my mom asked if she could use my red dress for her two-week trip to the Caribbean. I said no, because I was going to a party and I wanted to wear it. She called me a selfish, greedy bitch who would stay single forever. I paid for her plane ticket, her hotel fees and her cruise ship fee. FML
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ohhhhshizzz 0

Yeah I agree with #3, you better cancel that trip. that will show her who's a greedy selfish bitch. And while she is wondering why the flight was cancled. say its cause you were a greedy selfish bitch. And then put on the red dress and leave. =] bwahah.

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thatCanadianGuy7 0

I don't believe this.... how many daughters pay for their mother's vacation... and how many people cruise alone?

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kelther 0

i wonder how much a "cruise ship fee" costs?

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audiogasmic 0

What a rude bitch. I'd either cancel the trip, or if possible take the tickets and a good friend and go yourself. Make sure you wear the dress when you leave. :)

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hpodity 0

lol, well at least we don't need to wonder why some people cruise alone :D

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dramatay 0

You should also remind her that someone her age has no business wearing her daughter's clothing. I would have said that and laughed in her face. Then I probably would have taken her bathing suits out of her luggage.

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sweeetboy 5

#169 is a prize moron. Girl disown your mom!

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Victoria2103 0

#94, I can't help but not give a damn that you think I'm stupid.

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Lifeistough 0

#169 are you serious? Yeah you're right it probably doesn't equal the amount of money spent on her, but calling your daughter a greedy bitch for paying all the expenses to a trip and not letting you use a god damn dress does make you forget about all of that for a split second and wonder who the **** this bitch thinks she is.

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