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By Anonymous - 14/04/2009 22:52 - United States

Today, my mom asked if she could use my red dress for her two-week trip to the Caribbean. I said no, because I was going to a party and I wanted to wear it. She called me a selfish, greedy bitch who would stay single forever. I paid for her plane ticket, her hotel fees and her cruise ship fee. FML
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ohhhhshizzz 0

Yeah I agree with #3, you better cancel that trip. that will show her who's a greedy selfish bitch. And while she is wondering why the flight was cancled. say its cause you were a greedy selfish bitch. And then put on the red dress and leave. =] bwahah.

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cthulhu1138 1

Oh, and make sure never to buy her any more vacations, or any other non-essential commodity for that matter. Sounds like your mother feels entitled to your money and your possessions for having raised you, so cut her funding a bit.

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Maciej_Tomczyk 0

Sounds like my mom..

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heeystefi_fml 0

seems like youre the mom and shes the daughter

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ohhhhshizzz 0

#71: How did the DAUGHTER overreact? Its HER clothers & HER money paying for the trip. She doesn't have to give her mother anything, and her mom didn't have to be a bitch. And think about how much all of that must have cost if the mother would have simply shelled out say 50 bucks at some department store to buy a red dress. It isn't the daughters responsibility to clothe the mom.

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Kareohlynah 0

Sounds something my mom would do. Why should they be greedy lil bitches.

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Ikura 4

Seriously #50? how do you give to your parents?

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purdueboy 0

This is why I hate people. and #94 what an amazing idea hahahaha

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atoz_ 0

awee that sucks. well hope u go to the trip instead of her.

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davidomke 0

lol 2 89 great idea, let her stay there

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musiquerobot 0

Wow, what a jerk. I'd cancel the cruise and her return flight as well. Would serve her right....

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