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By Anonymous - 14/04/2009 22:52 - United States

Today, my mom asked if she could use my red dress for her two-week trip to the Caribbean. I said no, because I was going to a party and I wanted to wear it. She called me a selfish, greedy bitch who would stay single forever. I paid for her plane ticket, her hotel fees and her cruise ship fee. FML
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ohhhhshizzz 0

Yeah I agree with #3, you better cancel that trip. that will show her who's a greedy selfish bitch. And while she is wondering why the flight was cancled. say its cause you were a greedy selfish bitch. And then put on the red dress and leave. =] bwahah.

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sarahvalasco 0

do #3 idea and say "No, NOW I'm being a bitch and greedy" she is ungrateful

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22_fml 0

wow that's your mom?? wtf? she is nasty.

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alex_vik 0

#53 was referring to #29, a bunch of comments just showed up somehow.

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itsJENNYtime 0

WHOA MANN, how rude can your mom get? She should be grateful that you were nice enough to pay for everything

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Nakedsquirrel 5

Is your mom an alcoholic or just a plain ol ****? Or both? A woman with that much immaturity and snottiness without some pre-existing problem is rare. You'd expect that behavior from a spoiled 17-year old girl.

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andrewMD 0

well im pretty sure she STILL ended up using more money on u while u were groing up than u used on her tickets BY A LOT xD other than that.....thats pretty screwed up

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msebaker 0

Tell her she can't borrow the dress because she's too old to be wearing a red dress...

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