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By Anonymous - 14/04/2009 22:52 - United States

Today, my mom asked if she could use my red dress for her two-week trip to the Caribbean. I said no, because I was going to a party and I wanted to wear it. She called me a selfish, greedy bitch who would stay single forever. I paid for her plane ticket, her hotel fees and her cruise ship fee. FML
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ohhhhshizzz 0

Yeah I agree with #3, you better cancel that trip. that will show her who's a greedy selfish bitch. And while she is wondering why the flight was cancled. say its cause you were a greedy selfish bitch. And then put on the red dress and leave. =] bwahah.

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JohnFR33M4N 0

wait, did she squel, stomp her feet, and throw her sex toys around in a tamptrum after she couldnt have somthing before?

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connwitt 0

wow shes the biggest bitch ive ever seen. #3's got it either cancel the trip or take it yourself. she is A ******* *****. Tell her i said that she needs to grow up! AND THE I SAID SHES A ******* BITCH!

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JohnFR33M4N 0

what a bitch. she should buy her own dresses and not whine like a 5 year old when she doesnt get what she wants.

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BalenciagaBetch9 0

at least she asked if she could borrow the dress?

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01100110 0

Cancel the trip, tell her that NOW you're a greedy bitch who won't be single because you'll be able to spend that money on something better, like another red dress that she can't borrow.

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Dukedj 0

What a bitch. She doesn't deserve the trip. She is definitely the greedy bitch because she doesn't know when to stop.

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LilRed 0

I say screw that, take her ticket and go on the trip yourself.

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