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By Anonymous - 14/04/2009 22:52 - United States

Today, my mom asked if she could use my red dress for her two-week trip to the Caribbean. I said no, because I was going to a party and I wanted to wear it. She called me a selfish, greedy bitch who would stay single forever. I paid for her plane ticket, her hotel fees and her cruise ship fee. FML
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ohhhhshizzz 0

Yeah I agree with #3, you better cancel that trip. that will show her who's a greedy selfish bitch. And while she is wondering why the flight was cancled. say its cause you were a greedy selfish bitch. And then put on the red dress and leave. =] bwahah.

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average_girl 0

take all of ur moms money and run away. shes doesnt deserve u!

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Quinnjamin 0

Nice spelling #10

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Abirys 0

Lol, that sucks for you.

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Abirys 0

HAH cancel the flight by "accident"

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Bees_fml 0

You meant "I'd" in that last sentence, right?

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kirches 0

You should cancel the trip and leave the dress on her bed. Then, tell her that she was right, she can borrow the dress, but you need to spend the money that would have went for the trip to get a new dress for your party and you know she'll understand that you were just trying to be less selfish and greedy, so you won't be single your whole life.

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LLsuperfly 0

#9 it can be either, and her way is more concise so chill

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This_Guy 0

Just how old is your mom?

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