By sadkid - 25/09/2011 23:23 - United States

Today, my mom called me a bastard, told me I should run away, and said I don't deserve to live in her house. All because I didn't use a plate when I ate a Poptart. FML
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_Vamp_ 9

Well, you should've used a goddamn plate you wreckless hobo. You and your poptart-no-plate eating shenanigans. :)

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s0m3guy2010 21

I've heard that can be punishable by death in Texas. Just be glad you're alive.

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autumnxxbottom 0

It probably started with something else. That just set it off.

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yaknowiverse 0

everybody knows you eat a poptart with a plate! except me. I'm an exception to the rule.

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chemman5 12

dont feel bad. i know somebody who got yelled at by their mom for eating their toast before their oatmeal. like screaming and yelling.

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emosk8er4life 0

lol its like the hot pocket commercial how the ppl vandalise the garage for eating on the go lol

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alleyppl114 3

hey don't feel bad. Once, I was pouring myself some cereal and put the milk in first, my mom walked into the room, then came back with my suitcase filled with some of my clothes then yelled at me and started dialing my dads number, I actually stayed at my dads for half a month just because I did that one thing!

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TheRealEllieSan 9

Similar chain reactions happen at our house all the time, my guess is a bunch of previous 'incidents' got dragged into it as well. I know how bad it sucks 2 have that happen

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MrIrish20 1

Riiiiiight and you've done NOTHING in the past that would prompt this kind of response. I call shinanigans. No parent would say that kind of thing for just that unless they were bi-polar.

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