By sadkid - 25/09/2011 23:23 - United States

Today, my mom called me a bastard, told me I should run away, and said I don't deserve to live in her house. All because I didn't use a plate when I ate a Poptart. FML
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_Vamp_ 9

Well, you should've used a goddamn plate you wreckless hobo. You and your poptart-no-plate eating shenanigans. :)

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s0m3guy2010 21

I've heard that can be punishable by death in Texas. Just be glad you're alive.

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BD_Swingin 0

Lol at OP's name.. Sadkid eh? Atleast she didn't force you to leave.

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dhollis61 1

Pop-tart and no plate or no place to live. Hmmmm... Idk I'd rather have somewhere to live and eat a pop-tart on a plate at the sametime.

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daydreamer244 13

plates r for squares, be bold and use a bowl :)

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misslex 0

my mom would've thanked me for using one less plate. maybe moving out is the better option here? lol

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Badboy6 5

Ah i know how that feels, my dad told me I would go to jail and get raped in prison, all because I forgot to dump the trash.

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XxDancerGirlxX 17

Haha OP! That sounds like my mom, bitching about pointless stuff (:

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