By sadkid - 25/09/2011 23:23 - United States

Today, my mom called me a bastard, told me I should run away, and said I don't deserve to live in her house. All because I didn't use a plate when I ate a Poptart. FML
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_Vamp_ 9

Well, you should've used a goddamn plate you wreckless hobo. You and your poptart-no-plate eating shenanigans. :)

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s0m3guy2010 21

I've heard that can be punishable by death in Texas. Just be glad you're alive.

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StuuPididiot 4

I bet you don't clean the floors and gave her a whole bunch of little punkass bullshit, I bet you totally deserve it, grow up and use a plate like other civilized people

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mojojojo91 6

Well how dare you? You could've gotten crumbs everywhere.

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lluliet92 0

#4....quit hating on texas... we punish those who insult our great state with...death....lol

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jefffluffingham 5

my mum has borderline OCD and doesnt react that badly. the OP's mum is probably insane.

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SolemnlyLove 7

I dont think we are getting the full scoop on this

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wikedd 1

Wtf is a poptart ? damn you usa citzens

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Tandycane 5

It's a breakfast pastry: flat with a (usually fruit) filling and icing on top. It's a name brand there's also toaster strudels (which are pretty much the same but made better) :3

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_words_of_wisdom 4

WOW your moms right use a plate next time JESUS WHAT AN ASSHOLE lol jk jk ur moms a bitch

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