By sadkid - 25/09/2011 23:23 - United States

Today, my mom called me a bastard, told me I should run away, and said I don't deserve to live in her house. All because I didn't use a plate when I ate a Poptart. FML
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_Vamp_ 9

Well, you should've used a goddamn plate you wreckless hobo. You and your poptart-no-plate eating shenanigans. :)

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s0m3guy2010 21

I've heard that can be punishable by death in Texas. Just be glad you're alive.

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varkey 7

If it is feasible, just take her advice and leave, why would you want to deal with a piece of shit mother like that ever again? FYL

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Nickel05 15

i have a feeling theres an ugly backstory with this post. this no plate thing was probably just the boiling point.

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HomeAl0ne 20

My thought exactly. I bet he was busted eating it out of between his gay cousin's buttcheeks (serving suggestion only).

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BearBear1213 0

You sound like my gf who got kicked out today for saying she had a headache.

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brooks10101 1

Time to leave and never speak to her again no contact no nothing perhaps u can mail her a turd every christmass but nothing elts till sheas dead thatle show her muahahahhahah

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millerbee74 6

And how many times has she had to ask you to use a plate before this?

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NagatoPain 4

I dont see why everyone is saying the OP is an asshole if all he did was eat a pop tart!? Geez! People cant understand anything nowadays! Go ahead and click the thumbs down! Idc! ^_^

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Xr70r7 4

Bastard means motherless. Whata fail.

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rubberduckie94 13

basrard actually means nobody knows who dad is.

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wickedevaa 4

There is so much more to this story than a poptart. Ydi

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BeibertSmitor 10

The important question here, is what kind of poptart was it?

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brat1995 2

Lmao I would have been like I wouldn't be a damn bastard if u wouldn't have slept with so many damn men mother!

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