Miscellaneous: Today, my mom cut off the legs of all my pants, because she says...

By Anonymous - 21/06/2013 20:27 - United States

Today, my mom cut off the legs of all my pants, because she says I don't show enough skin for guys. I'm now forced to wear jaggedly cut shorts that barely cover my thighs until I can buy new ones. FML

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By Nicole - 13/03/2010 19:16 - United States

Today, I discovered my mom had sold all of our summer clothes over the winter on eBay because we're short on cash. However, I am allowed to cut off the sleeves of all my long sleeve shirts and the legs off my jeans to stay cool in the summer. Nothing's more attractive than looking trashy, right? FML

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Buy your own then!

By Anonymous - 29/01/2019 14:00 - Germany - Bad Frankenhausen

Today, I asked my mom to buy me new shorts. She bought fluffy bubble shorts. I'm a 20 year-old guy. FML

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By ThatOneGirl646 - 12/01/2012 00:49 - United States

Today, my mother threatened me if I keep wearing yoga pants to school, she's going to have my dad pick me up in a speedo. FML

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You deserved it 49 528

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By jessie - 15/05/2021 04:00

Today, my mom walked in on me shaving the tops of my legs. She called me a freak, since apparently women aren’t even supposed to grow hair there. FML

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You deserved it 82

By Ashy104 - 09/01/2010 05:36 - United States

Today, I asked my mom if she thought I looked skinny in my shorts. She jiggled my leg fat, looked up at me and walked away. FML

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You deserved it 26 356

Fashionista

By malicious_melons - 07/07/2013 23:41 - United States - Santa Paula

Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML

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You deserved it 3 529

Stacy's mom…

By Anonymous - 24/06/2011 17:00 - United States

Today, my mom decided to do something new and borrowed some of my clothes. She's currently wearing a very small pair of short shorts and a very tight tank top. We're going to a very prestigious golf course and she won't change. FML

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You deserved it 4 986

By disappointment - 05/06/2018 15:00

Today, my mom walked out on me, abandoning her 16-year-old and taking $100 and a dog, all because I refused to wear women's panties. I would have been perfectly fine wearing them if I weren't a man. FML

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You deserved it 264

By courtneynaked - 07/02/2012 13:47 - United Arab Emirates

Today, my jeans got caught in the airport escalators. Seeing as how we couldn't get them unstuck, my mother made me take them off. FML

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You deserved it 3 276

Sir Mix-a-Lot's mom

By MomIsJelly - 22/02/2022 22:00 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I noticed that my mom had been hiding all my leggings and yoga pants from me. Upon asking her, she admitted that she was jealous that my butt is bigger than hers, and that when I wear those types of pants, it's like I'm "rubbing it in". FML

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You deserved it 147

Shrike 23

Saturday 22 June 2013 2:23

^ Translation: "I have no actual comeback, so I'll just make shit up about being in a prestigious school, as if that has any relation to what's being said anyway."

maskedman 9

Saturday 22 June 2013 2:16

Is your mother a pimp?

Comments

olpally 32

Saturday 22 June 2013 2:39

Your mom trying to make you dress slutty? What's wrong with her? Make her pay for new pants! That's just ****** up.

imtooshy 18

Saturday 22 June 2013 2:41

If this plan of hers works and you get a bf, maybe she'll help him out too and put the condom on for him?!

perdix 29

Saturday 22 June 2013 2:41

I hope you trimmed your bush. Pubes sticking out of your Daisy Dukes ruins the effect.

EpicSquishii 21

Saturday 22 June 2013 4:26

Unless! Unless you have an expertly maintained Fu Manchu style. It's all the rage, and as such, I've been rocking that shit every Summer since 2005.

perdix 29

Saturday 22 June 2013 4:48

#66, actually, I've seen ladies sporting mutton chops down there. Very feminine! It's a reverse landing strip, if you will. If you try it, send me a pic to let me verify you did it right.

EpicSquishii 21

Saturday 22 June 2013 5:15

Pfft... Mutton Chops went out circa 1975, anyone trying that out for the first time hasn't been taking "throwback" seriously enough. I'm talking late 1800's here. Go big or go home!

perdix 29

Saturday 22 June 2013 6:35

#87, yeah, maybe's it's out of fashion, but it's really the best for some vajayjays. You could also try the Van Dyke. Personally, I go with the Amish Farmer look down there. One little strip going under my nuts. It's difficult to maintain, but I do get invited to barn-raisings.