By Anonymous - 21/06/2013 20:27 - United States

Today, my mom cut off the legs of all my pants, because she says I don't show enough skin for guys. I'm now forced to wear jaggedly cut shorts that barely cover my thighs until I can buy new ones. FML
I agree, your life sucks 55 158
You deserved it 5 287

Same thing different taste

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Wow, this actually scared me at first because what I read was Today, my mom cut off my legs. I need a nap. :/ Anyway, that's a strange thing for a mom to do. Maybe put a lock on your dresser (idk if that's even possible), and wash all your clothes yourself so there's no chance she can get ahold of them.

They've got some good deals on pants at walmart.

thisismyname1 2

Your mom is trying to pimp you out

Mom is just trying to get you laid, she probably hopes for the throw aways.

Well I guess it's safe to say your mother is a Muslim lol. Do it to her clothes as pay back.

I thought moms were supposed to keep that from happening. Unless your mom is somehow a teenager despite you being at least a teenager as well.

Your new 'shorts' barely cover your thighs? Does that mean they come down to your knees? I realize it's irritating as all get out, not to mention expensive, to have to replace pants, but if the resulting shorts come down to your knees, perhaps you could even them up and call them bermudas. Still very conservative wear, and will keep you neatly covered 'til you buy new clothing (that your mother might also alter). If you're old enough, I highly recommend moving out. Your house = your rules. And do not give your mother a key.

Your mom sucks. Guys approach half naked girls to have sex with them. What kind of mother basically pimps out her daughter?