Miscellaneous: Today, my mom cut off the legs of all my pants, because she says...

By Anonymous - 21/06/2013 20:27 - United States

Today, my mom cut off the legs of all my pants, because she says I don't show enough skin for guys. I'm now forced to wear jaggedly cut shorts that barely cover my thighs until I can buy new ones. FML

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By Nicole - 13/03/2010 19:16 - United States

Today, I discovered my mom had sold all of our summer clothes over the winter on eBay because we're short on cash. However, I am allowed to cut off the sleeves of all my long sleeve shirts and the legs off my jeans to stay cool in the summer. Nothing's more attractive than looking trashy, right? FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2019 14:00 - Germany - Bad Frankenhausen

Today, I asked my mom to buy me new shorts. She bought fluffy bubble shorts. I'm a 20 year-old guy. FML

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By ThatOneGirl646 - 12/01/2012 00:49 - United States

Today, my mother threatened me if I keep wearing yoga pants to school, she's going to have my dad pick me up in a speedo. FML

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By jessie - 15/05/2021 04:00

Today, my mom walked in on me shaving the tops of my legs. She called me a freak, since apparently women aren’t even supposed to grow hair there. FML

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By Ashy104 - 09/01/2010 05:36 - United States

Today, I asked my mom if she thought I looked skinny in my shorts. She jiggled my leg fat, looked up at me and walked away. FML

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By malicious_melons - 07/07/2013 23:41 - United States - Santa Paula

Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2011 17:00 - United States

Today, my mom decided to do something new and borrowed some of my clothes. She's currently wearing a very small pair of short shorts and a very tight tank top. We're going to a very prestigious golf course and she won't change. FML

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By disappointment - 05/06/2018 15:00

Today, my mom walked out on me, abandoning her 16-year-old and taking $100 and a dog, all because I refused to wear women's panties. I would have been perfectly fine wearing them if I weren't a man. FML

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By courtneynaked - 07/02/2012 13:47 - United Arab Emirates

Today, my jeans got caught in the airport escalators. Seeing as how we couldn't get them unstuck, my mother made me take them off. FML

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By MomIsJelly - 22/02/2022 22:00 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I noticed that my mom had been hiding all my leggings and yoga pants from me. Upon asking her, she admitted that she was jealous that my butt is bigger than hers, and that when I wear those types of pants, it's like I'm "rubbing it in". FML

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Shrike 23

Saturday 22 June 2013 2:23

^ Translation: "I have no actual comeback, so I'll just make shit up about being in a prestigious school, as if that has any relation to what's being said anyway."

maskedman 9

Saturday 22 June 2013 2:16

Is your mother a pimp?

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zawesomee 14

Saturday 22 June 2013 2:21

That is so damn rude, I would've been pissed off if my mom had done that to me. FYL op

Pleonasm 35

Saturday 22 June 2013 2:22

Secretly, she is just taking all your pantlegs to make a new pair of pants for her size XXXXL giant ass.

Wizardo 33

Saturday 22 June 2013 3:01

She should've used some curtains for that or the bed sheets unless she's making some giant, tubular article of clothing for unknown and probably nefarious purposes.

MerrikBarbarian 9

Saturday 22 June 2013 7:34

Plus sized bondage gear? That's the only thing that comes to my mind. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed of this....

chocolateisyum 12

Saturday 22 June 2013 2:22

Just force her to buy you new ones. It's not your fault that you need new pants. Or get revenge by cutting off the midsection of her tops, or cutting boobs holes out of them. Or put her underwear in the freezer.

Miss_Klutzie 28

Saturday 22 June 2013 2:28

She's ready for you to leave the house ! ._. Lol

justmeCee 16

Saturday 22 June 2013 2:29

This is horrible Op. Your mom does not sound like she understands what appropriate means. Hopefully you can fix the shorts and straighten them out. In the meantime, try going thrift shopping to buy some new jeans. It's a great place to get some great finds on a budget! Try going to the thrift stores located on whatever the rich side of town is where u are. More likely to find some really cool stuff! Happy hunting & tell your mom respect your property or maybe she will end up with her fav dress or w/e shredded! LOL. I think your mom should give you some money to buy your new clothes too. The least she could do. Good luck, Op. Fyl

MeLoveCats 7

Saturday 22 June 2013 2:34

your mom is a weirdo! Ask her for some money to buy a lot of shorts to show off some skin, but then really use the money to buy however many pants you want!