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She wants to get BarBQ brisket and then go meet Pitbull. Sounds just about perfect to me ;)
If you want barbecue you go to Kansas City, not Texas.
I think KC BBQ uses too much vinegar. I like the sweet savory of a good Austin pork butt myself I'm so hungry now...
I've done the opposite. I've driven from FL to TX and that long ass drive is hell! National Lampoon's Vacation had nothing compared to that road trip! :P
She should have chose neverland.
WALLY WORLD! "We'll have so much fun you'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of your assholes!"
Do a round roadtrip in Europe, you'll learn new things and meet a different culture.
That's rude,stupid to assume, and just wrong
Some people simply don't want to visit foreign countries.
sounds like my mom
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hey, atleast it's a vacation.. right? not Rio or Rome but it beats sitting at home
From what I understand, Texans believe they ARE the world, so maybe she felt she had no other choice.