Miscellaneous: Today, my mom has forbidden me from drinking skim milk, because...

By jll14 - 31/03/2013 22:27 - Malaysia - Kota Kinabalu

Today, my mom has forbidden me from drinking skim milk, because my sister is upset that I'm skinnier than her. The same sister who refuses to drink any other milk than 2% chocolate. FML

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By longing for emancipation - 30/04/2016 03:09 - United States - Mitchell

Today, my mom claimed that lactose intolerance is a "myth" and told me to drink my damn milk because it's good for my bones. FML

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By magicmaster19 - 20/06/2019 14:30

Today, my mom complained that I never do anything nice for her, so while out shopping I bought her favorite chocolate bar. When I got home, she screamed at me because she’s on a diet. FML

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Mommy milkers

By Anonymous - 30/09/2009 05:17 - Malaysia

Today, we ran out of milk and my 4 year-old son came up to me and asked if he could "milk" my wife's breasts for his cereal. Apparently, he thinks my wife doesn't love him and his sister is selfish for not sharing her milk. His sister is only one month old. FML

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Grow up

By BigKid - 28/01/2021 21:30

Today, I threw a tantrum because my younger sister ate my chocolate. I'm almost 18. FML

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By fattie4life - 20/07/2009 22:33 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my little sister as she explained that all these guys like her now that she's so skinny and beautiful. My mom must have overheard me tell my sister that at least I was a cuter child, because my mom laughed and said, "Yeah right, we had to buy you fat kid diapers." FML

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Skinny love

By maryann - 13/01/2021 08:01

Today, despite begging my parents to get food other than diet and weight loss stuff, they refused. I'm bullied for being skinny on a daily basis. FML

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Backhanded

By eliinu - 02/09/2016 02:45 - United States - Middlesboro

Today, my aunt said that it looked like I lost some weight. I was pleased with this, since I've been trying to lose some. My mom, for some reason, thought it was insulting. She pulled me to aside to assure me that I most definitely don't look any skinnier. FML

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By fatteningmeup - 26/05/2011 14:24 - United States

Today, I found out my mom intentionally puts extra butter and oil in the food she cooks for me because she wants me to be fatter than her. FML

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By tardspawn - 05/04/2015 15:38 - United Kingdom - Horsham

Today, my morbidly obese mother gave me an angry lecture at dinner, saying without any trace of irony that my vegetarian diet is "unhealthy and utterly unacceptable". FML

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By Sarah - 30/08/2012 12:58 - United States - Hampton Bays

Today, I found out that I'm not actually allergic to chocolate, when my mom freely admitted to me that she made it up when I was a child because she didn't want to share any cookies with me. FML

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Monday 1 April 2013 3:19

The ****?

ovechkinisbeast 9

Monday 1 April 2013 3:18

Hire a hit man?

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redwingsfan88 9

Monday 1 April 2013 8:50

Wow. Um I don't really know what to say to this.

whY402Jay 12

Monday 1 April 2013 9:14

I see you're drinking 1%. Is that cuz you think you're fat? Cuz you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.

skizza_fml 3

Monday 1 April 2013 9:37

Be grateful, now you can drink full cream, which not only tastes better, but is better for you, skim milk is bad

ouibijou 15

Monday 1 April 2013 10:00

Wut.

Saone_fml 27

Monday 1 April 2013 10:35

@89, Actually, even if you have to choose between a fruit and a cake, the fruit IS better, the fruit isn't best because it's full of fructose.

mullisupreme 16

Monday 1 April 2013 11:02

thats a way to deal with complexes on weight-just make everybody fat!

Hazelino 25

Monday 1 April 2013 11:03

Ehh.. to me this sounds like a problem that's actually not a problem..

Jharrist89 12

Monday 1 April 2013 11:20

Your mom is a Bitch..

whY402Jay 12

Monday 1 April 2013 15:56

So is Kyle's mom.

fanaticdragon 10

Thursday 4 April 2013 7:32

Thankfully, Stacey's mom is not.

eggy911 7

Monday 1 April 2013 11:25

Uh... So what?

TheCutestLizard 28

Monday 1 April 2013 11:56

Maybe your mom thinks you're too thin. Or maybe she doesn't want to buy 75 types of milk when she goes grocery shopping. Just a thought...

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