By Jess - 30/05/2011 15:46 - United States

Today, my mom publicly pole danced. In a playground. FML
I agree, your life sucks 57 084
You deserved it 5 036

Same thing different taste

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Well it could have been worse, she could have started to strip and then demand money.

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jessie96xoxo 0

That's very embarrassing... FYL indeed. :/

rrrmmmvvv 0

Did the kids atleast enjoy it ?

sourgirl101 28

If she danced like the "Vinyl Shakerz- One Night in Bangkok" video, I bet all the kiddies would throw their milk money at her. Lol

I'd be mortified. FYL, OP, that's really embarrassing!

PrincessesCrown 17

She's practicing for your dad later tonight.

flashback.miss 28

what the-- who pole dances in a playground? wtf! was she wearing just her leather undergarments? jeez, bad influences, anyone?

perdix 29

I've heard little kids are shitty tippers. What did they stuff in her G-string -- Poke-your-mom, I mean Pokemon cards? I'm sure your dad's not going to be too happy to find that your mom got stiffed by a bunch of little boys.

I'm available, if your Moms single ; )

there are prople too young on here, but you sir are too old. i dont feel safe

why does it matter? does fml have age restrictions or something?! that's just rude.