Miscellaneous: Today, my mom publicly pole danced. In a playground. FML - FML

By Jess - 30/05/2011 15:46 - United States

Today, my mom publicly pole danced. In a playground. FML

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By Pandistoteles - 14/04/2015 21:17 - United States

Today, I took my 5-year-old daughter to the play place at McDonald's but I had to keep her busy, instead of letting her play. A mom was teaching her 3-year-old daughter how to pole dance, using the play place's poles. FML

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By cookie_lover_xx - 15/10/2015 06:24 - United States - Chandler

Today, my mom ended up having a midlife crisis. She decided it was finally time to get those tight leather pants that she has always wanted, and is now planning on putting a stripper pole in her room. FML

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By dancingqueef - 22/06/2016 02:39 - United States - Kingston

Today, my mom told me to break a leg before performing in my dancing school's show. I really did break part of my leg while performing. FML

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By DrunkenMum - 20/07/2019 12:00

Today, I’m on holiday with my mum. She got so pissed, she fell over on the dance floor at the children’s disco, then had to rely on a stranger to keep her upright so I could go get the car to take her home. FML

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By FunTimes - 19/08/2019 04:00 - Canada

Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML

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By Messiahman - 30/10/2011 01:31 - United States

Today, I was playing twister with my girlfriend at the school carnival. I jokingly squeeze her butt, only to find her mom standing right above us. FML

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By Facepalm2020 - 21/06/2020 23:01

Today, my mom asked me what twerking was. When I said that it was a club dance, trying to get out of telling her what it actually was, she begged me to teach her how to do it. My mom complained to my dad, who grounded me for not teaching her to twerk her ass. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2019 04:00

Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML

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By bob - 05/02/2011 12:02 - United States

Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML

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By f_n_fail - 06/12/2016 21:31 - United States

Today, I got a note from my son's kindergarten teacher. During free time yesterday, he told her, "Mommy was stripping". I was indeed stripping. Paint that is. FML

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khaya 9

Monday 30 May 2011 18:58

Well it could have been worse, she could have started to strip and then demand money.

barmeywashere 0

Monday 30 May 2011 18:58

Speechless o.o

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willll4444 2

Monday 30 May 2011 20:54

does you mom have big boobs just woderin

KillTheNoise 0

Monday 30 May 2011 20:58

It's only embarassing if a bunch of children made it rain on her.

Neut 12

Monday 30 May 2011 21:01

Ur mom is winning!

kgrman 0

Monday 30 May 2011 21:06

is your mom hot?

craziicowgurl 0

Monday 30 May 2011 21:06

woww..

TalkinSmack 6

Monday 30 May 2011 21:09

lol did she sing " my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard... and they're like, it's better than yours... damn right- its better than yours, I could teach u, but I have to charge..."

sugrnspice 0

Friday 3 June 2011 2:42

you stole my line

Captain_Obvious2_fml 6

Monday 30 May 2011 21:11

¿ɯǝןqoɹd ˙uʍop ǝpısdn ǝʇoɹʍ ı

switchgurl20 17

Monday 30 May 2011 21:14

she wants to be a milf lol

staychill 16

Monday 30 May 2011 21:14

that's cute

JakeLee 6

Monday 30 May 2011 21:19

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