Miscellaneous: Today, my mom publicly pole danced. In a playground. FML

By Jess - 30/05/2011 15:46 - United States

Today, my mom publicly pole danced. In a playground. FML

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By Pandistoteles - 14/04/2015 21:17 - United States

Today, I took my 5-year-old daughter to the play place at McDonald's but I had to keep her busy, instead of letting her play. A mom was teaching her 3-year-old daughter how to pole dance, using the play place's poles. FML

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By cookie_lover_xx - 15/10/2015 06:24 - United States - Chandler

Today, my mom ended up having a midlife crisis. She decided it was finally time to get those tight leather pants that she has always wanted, and is now planning on putting a stripper pole in her room. FML

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By dancingqueef - 22/06/2016 02:39 - United States - Kingston

Today, my mom told me to break a leg before performing in my dancing school's show. I really did break part of my leg while performing. FML

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By DrunkenMum - 20/07/2019 12:00

Today, I’m on holiday with my mum. She got so pissed, she fell over on the dance floor at the children’s disco, then had to rely on a stranger to keep her upright so I could go get the car to take her home. FML

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By FunTimes - 19/08/2019 04:00 - Canada

Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML

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By Messiahman - 30/10/2011 01:31 - United States

Today, I was playing twister with my girlfriend at the school carnival. I jokingly squeeze her butt, only to find her mom standing right above us. FML

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By Facepalm2020 - 21/06/2020 23:01

Today, my mom asked me what twerking was. When I said that it was a club dance, trying to get out of telling her what it actually was, she begged me to teach her how to do it. My mom complained to my dad, who grounded me for not teaching her to twerk her ass. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2019 04:00

Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML

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By bob - 05/02/2011 12:02 - United States

Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML

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By f_n_fail - 06/12/2016 21:31 - United States

Today, I got a note from my son's kindergarten teacher. During free time yesterday, he told her, "Mommy was stripping". I was indeed stripping. Paint that is. FML

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khaya 9

Monday 30 May 2011 18:58

Well it could have been worse, she could have started to strip and then demand money.

barmeywashere 0

Monday 30 May 2011 18:58

Speechless o.o

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rhysfucker 24

Monday 30 May 2011 19:04

did she get $ tips from any of the other moms or dads? chicks usually tip the dancers better...is your mom any good ? I can see a second job in her future...details!!!

Captain_Obvious2_fml 6

Monday 30 May 2011 19:05

this will make a perfect video.... Mom's Go Wild: Statutory Stripdown

xXSillyLoveXx 0

Monday 30 May 2011 19:05

Well, Miley Cyrus did it at the Teen Choice Awards. What's up, ******?

Leatherandlace 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 4:08

What did you post that so many times?

xXSillyLoveXx 0

Monday 30 May 2011 19:05

Well, Miley Cyrus did it at the Teen Choice Awards. What's up, ******?

xXSillyLoveXx 0

Monday 30 May 2011 19:05

Well, Miley Cyrus did it at the Teen Choice Awards. What's up, ******?

edteach 0

Monday 30 May 2011 19:05

threesome?

barlessprison 16

Monday 30 May 2011 20:46

With the kids at the playground?! You sick pervert *clutching my pearls*

RavenRampage 0

Monday 30 May 2011 19:09

How was it OP?

elyiia 4

Monday 30 May 2011 19:09

Could be worse, she could have lap danced someone there.

phatdaddy62 23

Monday 30 May 2011 21:44

She did! ( he says smiling )

anakaren_831 1

Monday 30 May 2011 19:10

late night job or what?

julian928 5

Tuesday 31 May 2011 7:27

hey

msj1093 0

Monday 30 May 2011 19:11

nice work

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