Miscellaneous: Today, my mom publicly pole danced. In a playground. FML

By Jess - 30/05/2011 15:46 - United States

Today, my mom publicly pole danced. In a playground. FML

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By Pandistoteles - 14/04/2015 21:17 - United States

Today, I took my 5-year-old daughter to the play place at McDonald's but I had to keep her busy, instead of letting her play. A mom was teaching her 3-year-old daughter how to pole dance, using the play place's poles. FML

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By cookie_lover_xx - 15/10/2015 06:24 - United States - Chandler

Today, my mom ended up having a midlife crisis. She decided it was finally time to get those tight leather pants that she has always wanted, and is now planning on putting a stripper pole in her room. FML

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By dancingqueef - 22/06/2016 02:39 - United States - Kingston

Today, my mom told me to break a leg before performing in my dancing school's show. I really did break part of my leg while performing. FML

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By DrunkenMum - 20/07/2019 12:00

Today, I’m on holiday with my mum. She got so pissed, she fell over on the dance floor at the children’s disco, then had to rely on a stranger to keep her upright so I could go get the car to take her home. FML

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By FunTimes - 19/08/2019 04:00 - Canada

Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML

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By Messiahman - 30/10/2011 01:31 - United States

Today, I was playing twister with my girlfriend at the school carnival. I jokingly squeeze her butt, only to find her mom standing right above us. FML

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By Facepalm2020 - 21/06/2020 23:01

Today, my mom asked me what twerking was. When I said that it was a club dance, trying to get out of telling her what it actually was, she begged me to teach her how to do it. My mom complained to my dad, who grounded me for not teaching her to twerk her ass. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2019 04:00

Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML

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By bob - 05/02/2011 12:02 - United States

Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML

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By f_n_fail - 06/12/2016 21:31 - United States

Today, I got a note from my son's kindergarten teacher. During free time yesterday, he told her, "Mommy was stripping". I was indeed stripping. Paint that is. FML

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khaya 9

Monday 30 May 2011 18:58

Well it could have been worse, she could have started to strip and then demand money.

barmeywashere 0

Monday 30 May 2011 18:58

Speechless o.o

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LifeanDeath 2

Monday 30 May 2011 20:06

well then ok then o.o

jvmockingbird 0

Monday 30 May 2011 20:11

was she hung over or drunk?

HahaYDI 0

Monday 30 May 2011 20:15

Cougar alert.

singhjr96 0

Monday 30 May 2011 20:15

if she pole dances on her time off... what exavtly did she do for career day?

LexxyLiime 0

Monday 30 May 2011 20:29

"In a playground." Isn't a proper sentence.

HahaYDI 0

Monday 30 May 2011 20:42

Do the world a favor and unplug your computer.

daxter136 0

Monday 30 May 2011 20:34

how much money did she make?

Yourmomschesthai_fml 1

Tuesday 31 May 2011 2:06

I would die to she OP's mum do wut she did in your profile pic :D

ElizaDoe 0

Monday 30 May 2011 20:37

Now that's hot!

cstelmach 0

Monday 30 May 2011 20:45

going back to her roots

ADub55 0

Monday 30 May 2011 20:49

Cairo_Sanchez 8

Monday 30 May 2011 20:54

is she hot?

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