Miscellaneous: Today, my mom put some bubblewrap on my desk because she thought... - FML

By Jeweler - 26/06/2009 06:13 - United States

Today, my mom put some bubblewrap on my desk because she thought I would have fun with it. I'm 18. It was awesome. FML

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By Bigpoppa0507 - 31/08/2011 14:02 - Canada

Today, while playing with bubble wrap, I dislocated my thumb. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2013 22:57 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I came across some bubble wrap. Turned out it was a special type of bubble wrap that cannot be popped. FML

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By Epiphany - 19/07/2012 09:01 - United States

Today, I finally realized how depressed I am when I found bubble wrap and didn't feel like popping it. FML

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Buy your own then!

By Anonymous - 29/01/2019 14:00 - Germany - Bad Frankenhausen

Today, I asked my mom to buy me new shorts. She bought fluffy bubble shorts. I'm a 20 year-old guy. FML

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By heartless - 11/03/2010 21:07 - United States

Today, my mom told me she can't wait for me to turn eighteen so she can turn my room into a place for her to display all her antique glass dolls. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2010 07:41 - United States

Today, my mom rolled up the car window on my fingers. She thought my yelling and crying was because I was throwing a tantrum. I'm 26. FML

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By BarryShitpeas - 19/09/2013 15:18 - United Kingdom - Cranbrook

Today, my enjoyment of popping bubble wrap was yet again ruined by my excessive OCD tendencies. FML

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Cats are the same

By GrumpyMonk - 21/01/2022 04:58

Today, my son was playing with a piece of plastic wrapping and trying not to let it fall to the floor as if it were a balloon. This is after he got some kick ass gifts for Christmas. Kids. FML

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By Florida_1827 - 28/01/2011 10:54 - United States

Today, I received the 'special' present my mother had sent me for my 21st birthday. I opened the box and saw that my mother had picked out, accessorized and shipped to me, in college, a doll. FML

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By apple - 16/07/2010 19:38 - Netherlands

Today, it's my 18th birthday. I was telling my friends a story when my mom started talking. I simply said 'Mom...' so she'd realize she interrupted me. She gave me the finger and called me rude in front of all my friends. FML

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genius_man16 0

Friday 26 June 2009 16:06

I'm so jealous, and i'm 19

angrygazebo 0

Friday 26 June 2009 16:10

Bubble wrap is the greatest thing ever invented. Sometimes, I order things just so I can have the wrapping!

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Lizzygirlleee 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 2:19

uhhhohh... i would dieee to be in ur place! FML

lesp 6

Saturday 27 June 2009 2:19

I'm 19 and bubblewrap is still bombdiggity. How is this an FYL?

IghtMike 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 2:27

Bubble Wrap OWNS!

waterynuggets 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 2:36

Who cares. Not a FML.

wobster109 1

Saturday 27 June 2009 2:39

Lol, bubble wrap will never cease to be amazing! ^^

Raeven 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 2:51

Sweet. I'm 22 and LOVE bubblewrap. That was all I got for a gift once was bubblewrap.

mister_moops 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 3:23

i don't understand, what's wrong with bubble wrap?

fuckmydad 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 3:54

nice i want some now

Lost09 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 4:00

dude! bubble wrap is F***in' awesome! i'm in the army, we pack up HUGE containers and use TONS of the stuff to do it... we're talkin 4x1000ft rolls... we all have a blast. so if you're screwed, i guess the army is too! =)

gemini02 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 4:05

I LOVE Bubblewrap and I'm 35!' LOL

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