By Anonymous - 26/12/2010 21:32 - United States

Today, my mom told me that my new concealer is way too dark and makes my skin look hideously orange and uneven. I wasn't wearing any makeup. FML
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Brittneyyyy 7

Maybe you should wear makeup then :o Don't worry OP, no one has perfect skin. I suppose that's why makeup exists in the first place though.

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deerescu 1

don't expect your skin to be perfect mine isn't and I model

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ImaginaryFoe 0

Was your complexion better yesterday or were you always wearing make-up before? How did your mum not notice you were orange before now? Well, it's not fair to be mad at her for trying to be helpful or for telling the truth. If you are fake baking or something, it's time to stop.

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sheenamaedc09 0

Sunburn or you're just ugly?

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Zmeilerr 22

Just because she has an orange tone, doesn't mean she's ugly.

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FFML_314 11

I'm going to go with her moms a jealous bitch. I know you didn't list that option, but it's only because I'm sure you're one too.

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eezypeezylifeisb 0

Stay outta the fake tanning beds and you won't look orange

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lover_of_life 8

My aunt turned orange after she tried some Victoria's Secret cream on. I started singing The Oompa Lompa (sp?) Song while she rubbed it off.

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imac619 2

Something tells me poster likes tanning beds and fist pumping to techno.

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SmallTownCutie 0

3/4 of Jersey does.

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livetodisco 0

All these people are assholes. Skin issues does not equal ugly. Just cover it up with makeup and go about your life. You're lucky it's something that's fixable.

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vallohrm 3

no, 3/4ths of Jersey is not orange. The cast of Jersey Shore doesn't even live in Jersey so stfu. And the only orange people I know are assholes, like my dad. Yes, my asshole father is orange.

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thrAsHeRr9081 16

I literally lol'd at your comment

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Dark_Charizard 0

1) "And the only orange people I know are assholes, like my dad." 2) Then, "Yes, my asshole father is orange." Referring to the first sentence, I'm quite sure people could comprehend that your father is orange. So.. Yeah.

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