By Anonymous - 26/12/2010 21:32 - United States

Today, my mom told me that my new concealer is way too dark and makes my skin look hideously orange and uneven. I wasn't wearing any makeup. FML
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Brittneyyyy 7

Maybe you should wear makeup then :o Don't worry OP, no one has perfect skin. I suppose that's why makeup exists in the first place though.

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m0tl3ycru3qwr 0

YDI for being ugly

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mintcar 9

Hmm...YDI for sunless tanning.

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mintcar 9

Yes I would. Clearly I know everything. If you don't know this, now you do.

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mintcar 9

Also because I'm giving her the benefit of the doubt. I'm assuming she's not dense enough to tan by exposing herself to ultraviolet radiation.

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mintcar 9

"Shut up." Two words brah. GTFO.

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Nice job using a non-existent word whilst correcting someone for using a word that's not technically correct. :D Hypocrite.

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mintcar 9

ZOMG I iz a hipocrit. I go kills miself now. Ah... so many non-existent words in this post. So many...

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perdix 29

Ydi for screwing John Boehner!

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MissRachieee 3

Start wearing make-up to cover it up.

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DocBastard 38

So you have naturally hideously ugly, uneven, orange skin? Isn't there a bridge you're supposed to be living under and protecting from the three Billy Goats Gruff?

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perdix 29

If it's Burnt Orange, you could move to Austin and become quite popular.

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sourgirl101 28

They also need to become a "Longhorn" fan.(:

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Nadinek98 0

I feel bad for Ur mom, she has an umpalumpa for a daughter. be sure to get Charlie's autograph for meh(;

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