Health: Today, my mom told me that my new concealer is way too dark and...

By Anonymous - 26/12/2010 21:32 - United States

Today, my mom told me that my new concealer is way too dark and makes my skin look hideously orange and uneven. I wasn't wearing any makeup. FML

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By Anonymous Cunt - 24/11/2012 19:38 - Netherlands - Blaricum

Today, my mom had a tantrum and screamed at me over my use of bronzer. She called me a selfish bitch and claimed that I'm somehow slowly giving myself skin cancer. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2009 08:40 - Canada

Today, I was in my Cosmetic Application class, and we were about to apply foundation to our models. I walk over to my friend and say, "Wow, that foundation is really orange and blotchy." Then the model turns to me and says, "Actually, we haven't started yet… that's just my skin." FML

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By demaris - 30/10/2010 23:46 - Canada

Today, I was following a makeup tutorial on YouTube. The girl said to apply concealer to any "problem areas" on my face. When I was done, 90% of my face was covered in concealer. FML

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By SorrySnowWhite - 21/11/2016 20:13 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I yelled at a new employee for violating the company's makeup policy which is minimum coverage. She had red lipstick, very dark drawn eyebrows, and foundation that made her look like a ghost. She took out a makeup wipe and used it then showed me it, only to reveal she doesn't wear any. FML

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By betterthanhodor - 03/06/2015 15:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I got my make-up remover wipes mixed up with my sister's self-tan wipes. I am currently watching my face slowly turn orange and there is nothing I can do about it. FML

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By f my lifw - 07/04/2015 15:43 - United States - King Of Prussia

Today, I went to buy some makeup. As I was checking out, the cashier said, "You're going to need more than that to cover up that face." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2010 16:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that the foundation I've been using for the past month isn't normal foundation, its skin darkening foundation. I look like an oompa loompa from the neck up. It won't go away for another month. FML

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By apparentlyugly - 10/12/2014 01:56 - United States - Henderson

Today, after spending a lazy day at home, I went to UPS with my mom to help her pick up a package. While in line, she sent me back to the car because I'm, "an embarrassment to be around" when I'm not wearing makeup. FML

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By Milo - 21/02/2017 08:00 - Canada

Today, my six-year-old son told me my makeup looks like his grandmother's did in the casket. FML

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By squirt - 05/07/2009 16:48 - United States

Today, was my wedding day. Right before I walked down the aisle in my gorgeous white dress, the woman who did my makeup saw a blemish. She went to squirt concealer on her finger, but squirted the orange concealer all over my dress. FML

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vatt 0

Sunday 26 December 2010 23:37

it is snooki

Brittneyyyy 7

Sunday 26 December 2010 23:44

Maybe you should wear makeup then :o Don't worry OP, no one has perfect skin. I suppose that's why makeup exists in the first place though.

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kgarci07 0

Monday 27 December 2010 8:51

that sucks.. sooo your mom has never seen you without makeup?

MaeganB25 0

Monday 27 December 2010 10:14

some people are just assholes.

Milly143 3

Monday 27 December 2010 10:20

then y dont u use a concealor 4 that

sammywhits 0

Monday 27 December 2010 10:24

let me guess you just love carrots right?

cheerforlife18 0

Monday 27 December 2010 10:28

Whatever OP, everyone has at least a little beauty in them. Just keep reminding yourself that (;

you_freak 7

Monday 27 December 2010 11:28

Jerseylicious!!

missfmylife101 0

Monday 27 December 2010 12:52

LOL!!!!

_Vamp_ 9

Monday 27 December 2010 13:17

Or you could be like me and have porcelain skin.

emodude44 0

Monday 27 December 2010 13:32

Hi Snooki! I'm bored gimme a *******!

Ardn 0

Monday 27 December 2010 13:57

Flawless doesn't exist. Try not to feel too badly...womens skin change throughout our cycle. plus... maybe it was the light?

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