Miscellaneous: Today, my mom told me to clean the house up because she wants... - FML

By messyvictor - 28/01/2012 16:19 - United States

Today, my mom told me to clean the house up because she wants to make good impression on the cleaning lady. FML

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By leahkasscar - 03/05/2017 16:00

Today, I decided to clean the whole house as a surprise for my mother. When she came home, she screamed at me and called me a bitch because she had wanted to clean it herself. FML

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By MexyBoy - 11/06/2019 16:08

Today, I wanted to do something nice for my mom. So, while she was sleeping, I cleaned the whole house for her and even made her breakfast. A few minutes later, she came downstairs and yelled at me to keep it down because she was trying to sleep. FML

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By gypsy - 24/06/2011 02:00 - Australia

Today, I hired a cleaner to clean my apartment so when my in-laws visited tonight, they wouldn't think I was lazy. I got home from work, the cleaner hadn't shown at all, and my in-laws had arrived early. My mother-in-law is now mopping the floors. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/07/2013 06:04 - Australia - Mulgrave

Today, I came home to find that my mother had cleaned my room, and she'd done a very good job, too. So good in fact, that she even managed to remove all of the furniture, replacing it with a note that said, "It's time to go, sweetie XO". FML

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By Eternal Servitude - 02/05/2015 16:54 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my mom decided to have a get together at my house while I was at work. When I came home, she pulled me aside and asked me to pretend to be her maid. FML

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By fuckedalready - 03/02/2009 12:40 - United States

Today, the cleaning lady left a note that said my room was too dirty to clean. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2015 19:02 - United States - Lemont

Today, my mom's obsession with cleanliness hit a new low when she bitched at me for having trash in my trash can. FML

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By ghk - 26/09/2021 20:00

Today, I had my first day off in six months. My mother immediately came down to my room and demanded that I clean the entire house. As I was cleaning, she said, "You don’t get to relax. Ever. Lazy ass." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2010 22:52 - United States

Today, my mother gave me an early Christmas present; a Bissell mop so I can "do a better job" when I "clean her floors". FML

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By Hungry - 23/12/2019 01:00

Today, I thought my mother was coming into my room to give me lunch. She gave me cleaning supplies instead. FML

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MelTheGreat 23

Saturday 28 January 2012 18:29

your mom fails at life.

patzz12 0

Saturday 28 January 2012 18:30

Why do you have a cleaning lady then???

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banta98 5

Saturday 28 January 2012 20:42

Like in that book diary of a wimpy kid. RIP OFF!!!!

THE_A_TEEN 27

Saturday 28 January 2012 22:12

Please keep your opinions about the truthfulness of the FML to yourself. Fuckshit...

SauseBause 0

Saturday 28 January 2012 20:56

Story of my life.

carleesinco 0

Saturday 28 January 2012 20:57

Lol just like my mom!!!

canddyass 0

Saturday 28 January 2012 21:00

She sounds like my mom.

EmmyGrangerDC 0

Saturday 28 January 2012 21:19

I've heard something like this is a movie before...

alaskagrl19 1

Saturday 28 January 2012 21:27

That sounds like MY mom

alexup24 13

Saturday 28 January 2012 21:37

make sure to fix the toilet before the plumber comes...

Colonel_Lexi 18

Saturday 28 January 2012 21:42

Marge Simpson did the same thing!

tinker9107 1

Saturday 28 January 2012 21:46

Now go ask your mum for the money she was going to pay the cleaner

griffin2020 4

Saturday 28 January 2012 21:52

My mother in law does this... I could never understand it. I mean, you are paying her to come clean, she EXPECTS the house to be at least a little dirty. Some dust, the floors needing hoovering, something! If you are going to clean the house, save the $400/month.

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