Miscellaneous: Today, my mom told me to clean the house up because she wants... - FML

By messyvictor - 28/01/2012 16:19 - United States

Today, my mom told me to clean the house up because she wants to make good impression on the cleaning lady. FML

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By leahkasscar - 03/05/2017 16:00

Today, I decided to clean the whole house as a surprise for my mother. When she came home, she screamed at me and called me a bitch because she had wanted to clean it herself. FML

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By MexyBoy - 11/06/2019 16:08

Today, I wanted to do something nice for my mom. So, while she was sleeping, I cleaned the whole house for her and even made her breakfast. A few minutes later, she came downstairs and yelled at me to keep it down because she was trying to sleep. FML

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By gypsy - 24/06/2011 02:00 - Australia

Today, I hired a cleaner to clean my apartment so when my in-laws visited tonight, they wouldn't think I was lazy. I got home from work, the cleaner hadn't shown at all, and my in-laws had arrived early. My mother-in-law is now mopping the floors. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/07/2013 06:04 - Australia - Mulgrave

Today, I came home to find that my mother had cleaned my room, and she'd done a very good job, too. So good in fact, that she even managed to remove all of the furniture, replacing it with a note that said, "It's time to go, sweetie XO". FML

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By Eternal Servitude - 02/05/2015 16:54 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my mom decided to have a get together at my house while I was at work. When I came home, she pulled me aside and asked me to pretend to be her maid. FML

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By fuckedalready - 03/02/2009 12:40 - United States

Today, the cleaning lady left a note that said my room was too dirty to clean. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2015 19:02 - United States - Lemont

Today, my mom's obsession with cleanliness hit a new low when she bitched at me for having trash in my trash can. FML

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By ghk - 26/09/2021 20:00

Today, I had my first day off in six months. My mother immediately came down to my room and demanded that I clean the entire house. As I was cleaning, she said, "You don’t get to relax. Ever. Lazy ass." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2010 22:52 - United States

Today, my mother gave me an early Christmas present; a Bissell mop so I can "do a better job" when I "clean her floors". FML

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By Hungry - 23/12/2019 01:00

Today, I thought my mother was coming into my room to give me lunch. She gave me cleaning supplies instead. FML

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MelTheGreat 23

Saturday 28 January 2012 18:29

your mom fails at life.

patzz12 0

Saturday 28 January 2012 18:30

Why do you have a cleaning lady then???

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cjg2013 0

Saturday 28 January 2012 21:56

so tell your mom to get rid of the maid and have her pay you and you clean the house. boom. great idea.

daaniel69 6

Saturday 28 January 2012 22:00

My mom made me do the same thing! But now there's no more cleaning lady:(

DJD3STRO 0

Saturday 28 January 2012 22:10

Cleaning sucks

guy24 9

Saturday 28 January 2012 22:11

Yeah every time the maid comes i have to clean? It must be a mom thing.

msjoyfull84 0

Saturday 28 January 2012 22:12

My man gets me to clean hotel rooms before we leave, and leave the cleaning lady a tip.

bizarre_ftw 21

Saturday 28 January 2012 22:19

Just say "have the maid do it, what are we paying her for anyway?" and smile

IFL 1

Saturday 28 January 2012 22:32

Lol... Fail much?

vballjunkie1407 2

Saturday 28 January 2012 22:35

Lmfao!! That's what my best friends mum says !!! Omg!! Hahaha

taytay7878 0

Saturday 28 January 2012 22:40

Hahaha the cleaning lady wtf hahahahahaha your mom is a fail

GoW_Chick 14

Saturday 28 January 2012 22:41

It's a pride thing, she doesn't want someone to think she is dirty and judge her for it, it may lack all reason to you, but to her it makes complete sense.

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