By lisahb - 19/06/2012 22:16 - United States - Detroit

Spicy
Today, my mom took me to dinner. She told me about an argument that she and her boyfriend had, and she showed me the texts. While reading, I learned that she smells his dick before sucking it. FML
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jdizz16 16

Does she kiss you with that mouth? Yuck!

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zandalee 19

God I have learnt more weird sex fetish behavior on FML this week than ever before! Keep up the good work everyone!!

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Alan2 24

You can never be too careful.

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Ajwc101 24

I can't imagine how disturb you are. Hope it didn't scar you for life.

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igive 29

i believe we all have an over-active imagination when we least want it to be.

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stewy133 10

Why would you read your moms sext messages?

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peachesncreem 21

OP read them by accident while reading the text arguement. I doubt it was on purpose if OP felt FML about it.

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peachesncreem 21

Oh my.. Holy-delayed-reaction-Batman! I meant *argument :)

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stewy133 10

Wow I don't know why I thought she was reading sexy messages. I guess I read the post to fast. Yeah you're right. :p

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sparklethelette 6

Well yeah, gotta make sure it's clean before you commit to a full bj. Don't wanna get stuck awkwardly trying to hold ur breath from cheese dick for a half hour.

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MakeTodayADTR 20

Was it awkward when she commented on how good the food smelled? xD

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perdix 29

I'll bet your dad's none too happy to learn about this. How much sniffing are we talking about? It is customary to run a fine cigar under your nose a few times before putting it in your mouth. I'd guess the rules are the same regardless of what you are smoking, whether it be a cigar or a pole.

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dellis44 7

you'll never see her the same way again. awkward

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yoursucklives 36

nobody wants to hear something about their parents sex life, sorry OP

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