By lisahb - 19/06/2012 22:16 - United States - Detroit

Spicy
Today, my mom took me to dinner. She told me about an argument that she and her boyfriend had, and she showed me the texts. While reading, I learned that she smells his dick before sucking it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 484
You deserved it 3 316

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Does she kiss you with that mouth? Yuck!

God I have learnt more weird sex fetish behavior on FML this week than ever before! Keep up the good work everyone!!

Comments

MissSmileyFace 0

You know what they say, "smelling enhances the taste buds." :)

RedPillSucks 31

Ok, I admit to being naive. Do chicks regularly test what their mans dick smells like? How would they know if some other chick is also giving her man a ******** (earlier)? Just because he smells a little different down there doesn't mean he's cheating, right? He could have just used a different brand of soap. I'ma take some notes so I don't get tripped up getting my next ********. I always wondered why she had a knife close by.

eyecon502 13

So you learned something today? Always smell something before you put it in your mouth.

jaredofmo 22

"Why you coming home five in the mone Somethings going on can I smell yo dick? Don't play me like a fool cause dat ain't cool So what you need to do is let me smell yo dick" Sorry. That was instantly what came to mind. Darn Tosh.0.

KiddNYC1O 20

Is your mom Aviance, and is he coming home at 5 in the morn? Cause something's going on... And your mom shouldn't be played for a fool, because that ain't cool.

emilydenisee 0

At least you know she's sucking clean **** lmao

getsleazyFML 2

Sounds like she learned that tip from tosh.0

Well you smell things before they go in your mouth if they have a strong smell, nothing wrong with it. Plus if a dick smells horrible you don't want it anywhere near your mouth, otherwise, yum yum, leftover piss!

SmittyJA24 26

Certain things don't belong in any mother--daughter bonding conversation. ... Makes me glad to be a guy....