By lisahb - 19/06/2012 22:16 - United States - Detroit

Spicy
Today, my mom took me to dinner. She told me about an argument that she and her boyfriend had, and she showed me the texts. While reading, I learned that she smells his dick before sucking it. FML
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jdizz16 16

Does she kiss you with that mouth? Yuck!

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zandalee 19

God I have learnt more weird sex fetish behavior on FML this week than ever before! Keep up the good work everyone!!

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perdix 29

Have you noticed that she smells you before kissing you? Now you will ;)

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3rdbass 9

A double post? The first joke must not have had the impact you wanted. I'm disappointed, Perdix.

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yoursucklives 36

he does this all the time. i don't see a problem with it. if he thought of another comment, why not post it?

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linkinpark98 23

If I were you, I'd stick to a friendly hug from now on, OP. You don't really want those lips on you.

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JoeParris 1

I'm pretty sure her mom has smelled and sucked a lot more dicks than just her boyfriends!

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RedPillSucks 31

Erm... that would make linkinpark98 comment even more apropos

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sillysh 0

Casually puts the phone down and walks away>.> an image I'd never want to picture.

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jojimugo 20

Yea your going to need a number of a good shrink

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onelove858 5

That's the power of pine sol baby

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bombardtower 1

That's a good thing. At least she knows what she is getting in to.

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tne201992 12

Someone lost their appetite!

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erinchick1 7

I'd be freakin' out if I were you. That is something I would never want to know about my mother. You shouldn't get involved with her relationship unless he starts to get physical with her then you punch his fucken lights out.

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bmkc4 1

I bet that is a hell of a mental picture

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