By ReallyMom - 09/01/2014 21:48 - United States - Shawano

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Today, my mom tried giving me the sex talk. Her version of "the talk" consisted of making me watch videos of guys jacking off and reassuring me that "it's natural." FML
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Same thing different taste

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That is NOT the sex talk. Your mom made you watch creepy ****.

Better than her making sure you're using proper technique.

Comments

challan 19

my mother promoted a pro-masturbation household, telling us that it's perfectly okay and even encouraged us to handle our own sexual needs. She felt that if we were able to handle our own sexual needs, we would be less likely to look to others for satisfaction. HOWEVER, she NEVER forced us to watch masturbatory ****!

It is perfectly okay, but why must it be encouraged or even talked about?

challan 19

Because things that are hidden and never discussed are usually taboo. As a woman, it's important to know that it's perfectly alright to **********. If you do not learn how to sexually satisfy yourself, how can you expect your partner to be able to?

perdix 29

#61, you bring in someone creative who thinks like a scientist and tries all kinds of things on you. He'll note what works and what doesn't, and repeat the successful techniques. Such a person doesn't charge much, often he'll do the work... *Lowers sunglasses* pro bone-o ;)

That's really sad. She may have not had any better an introduction herself. Here's hoping you got at least some introduction to the topics from school before you got too much playground mis-information. There is so much good information out there that she should not need to show you ****. If you still have questions, or just want some better information, you can easily find good unbiased reliable articles on wikipedia. A good starting point is basic human anatomy. Stick with learning about the basic usual appearance and functions of the male and female parts. A point to remember is that **** is intended to be entertainment. It is designed to appeal to folks with a wide range of tastes. Sometimes the activities depicted are unusual or rarely practiced outside of that industry. Those things may be stimulating, but may not be common practice for a lot of people, especially beginners.

prettttty sure that's some type of sexual abuse ...... gross

Walk out of the room and refuse to come back. Nothing could have kept me in there.

My mom made me do the same but I'm a girl. FML

kellyem2 20

This would have been perfect if it ended with "I'm a girl."

You'd be surprised actually how many people learn through ****...but recording sex is a bit off...

usually the sex talk is where mums try to make u not wanna have sex..

skyeyez9 24

I remember reading an fml where a dad forced his kid to watch a **** video while his dad sat there with an erection, and pointed out step by step what they were doing. It was his dad's version of the sex talk.