By ReallyMom - 09/01/2014 21:48 - United States - Shawano

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Today, my mom tried giving me the sex talk. Her version of "the talk" consisted of making me watch videos of guys jacking off and reassuring me that "it's natural." FML
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Dinoporeon 9

That is NOT the sex talk. Your mom made you watch creepy ****.

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joea21 21

Better than her making sure you're using proper technique.

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blackonblight 32

So, uh, what's the legal status of a parent showing pornographic materials to their underage child? Assuming OP is underage, that is. If of age, then it goes into weirder territory for entirely different reasons.

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allplayedout 20

I don't know how old you are or what gender you are, but your mom has (accidentally?) subjected you to what in most states is considered a form of sexual abuse. That shit's for the birds...and the bees

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Pinkfun69 4

So sorry OP what a creeper mom!

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musicophilia 3

It may have been embarrassing, but at least she's done the right thing! It could've been MUCH worse!

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The_Hula_Monster 10

At least you're an adult and she hasn't committed a felony by showing you ****... Right?

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Muttley9 13

Better than some at least; sorry you were bored, but at least you will have something to remember and laugh at in the days to come :)

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