By ReallyMom - 09/01/2014 21:48 - United States - Shawano

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Today, my mom tried giving me the sex talk. Her version of "the talk" consisted of making me watch videos of guys jacking off and reassuring me that "it's natural." FML
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Dinoporeon 9

That is NOT the sex talk. Your mom made you watch creepy ****.

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joea21 21

Better than her making sure you're using proper technique.

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Ihavegas 22

hands up to those who never got the sex talk, (from parents) but learnt everything you needed to know from **** and other movies.

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perdix 29

#26, my hand is occupied at the moment ;) , but I didn't get "the talk" from my parents. I got it in school. We had a sixth-grade science teacher who opened the floor up and let us ask her what all the dirty words actually meant.

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DanielleinDC 33

My mom actually got books for me to read about these changes.

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Spark_Slicker 19

Depending on how old OP is, hasn't that been considered child abuse before?

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Obacooba 14

No, i am pretty sure she is just introducing you to the world of ****

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buckdharma 37

Op, you must take your mom's sex talk literally and get busy making videos that look natural. Remember the importance of lighting and using different camera angles.

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JMichael 25

Great talk mom. Thanks for scarring me for life.

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hulopro 16

Congrats you're now mentally scarred

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xXxJaGsTeRxXx 11

I believe there's a hidden agenda behind this. She's testing OP straightness.

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Enslaved 36

Hope the video doesn't make you feel inferior. I've seen some water blaster!

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perdix 29

#41, ummm, ..., that's not water ;)

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limitedition 25

Time to buy dear Mom a parenting book. Hard to imagine the thought process that lead to "showing my kid random guys masturbating" as the winner.

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spoo 24

Or mess with her screen savers :o, ring tones, text tones. etc

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ahsanmasood 4

LOLOLOLOLOLOL i am so sorry OP! this has got to be the most awkward uncomfortable moment for you ever!!!!

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