By Anonymous - 25/07/2011 00:21 - United States

Today, my mom tried to get me to shoplift. From the dollar store. FML
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BIEBERSLAYER 10

gotta pinch them pennies

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howslife123 0

what's with all the crazy mom FMLs lately!?

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Livinia 11

Congratulations, you're smarter than your mother. :) Don't listen to her if she's trying to get you to do stuff like that.

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Glitterhinoceros 14

Pay in pennies!!

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StopDropNRoll 11

He wasn't planning to pay...

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Glitterhinoceros 14

Pay in pennies!!

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0utlawed 0

well.. at least your mom isn't stealing from any place expensive she could be charged wit a felony. plus who doesn't steal at dollar stores, isn't society lovely?

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FarSide 22

YOUR society would not be called lovely where I live. It would be called a shit-hole.

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Mirorbo 26

Shoplift at Wal-Mart. They can't do anything once you walk out the door!~ Seriously though, a dollar store? What do they have there that's worth stealing?

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cpbrown 0

yeah except tackle you right before you get to the door. plus I'm pretty sure Wal-mart has cameras EVERY WHERE!

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Mirorbo 26

Hmmm...someone must have been asleep that day then. The last time I went to the old WM, I saw this large lady piling things into the cart and then just go out the front door with it. No one stopped her. No one told her to stop and come back. Nothing. Lady just kept going to the back of the parking lot, loaded the goods, and BAM, she was gone. I actually put down all my shopping just to follow this lady and to see if she'd get away with it. Just Wow...

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8sq 13

they have silly putty? or cheap windup toys.

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cpbrown 0

hahaha that's insane.

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LilAngel606 5

wal-mart has cameras!

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FarSide 22

Wrong bozo. It's when you walk OUT that they detain and have you arrested. In the store, you could claim that you have "forgotten" to pay. You lose all excuses once you walk out the door.

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pianogirl12345 8

Anything there worth stealing..?(:

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howslife123 0

if you like cheap crap made in China then WHY YES THEY DO :)

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pianogirl12345 8

OMG I gotta get there right away then!!!(;

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im_bored_tired 12

he should shoplift the cameras. they will never see it.

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cpbrown 0

you should have told her to do it her damn self.... plus she has a purse :P

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cpbrown 0

well I guess if she is so poor and has to steal from the dollar store..... then yeah your probably right and she can't even afford a purse.

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